Jack Bird

Life is too short. That is the only motto we need to live by. Instagram: Jbird_bird

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

The hobbit on itv 2 though.

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

@Jason_Brazil92 🎣

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

@Jason_Brazil92 interesting life story please expand?

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@Jason_Brazil92 @AlexDuckworth5 say what I want.

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

@AlexDuckworth5 you are boring.

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

Self service machines are tight as hell. Total of £4.50, so I put a fiver in and it spits out a two 20ps and two 5ps. Give me my 50p bitch.

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

@SeanBeacroft92 @AlexDuckworth5 #whoput50pinthisbeacroft

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

@AlexDuckworth5 haha it's a song mate.

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

Every time you try to forget who I am, I'll be right there to remind you again. You know me.

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

@SugaryPorcupine so was I chill out fam 😎

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@SugaryPorcupine eurgh 😩😩😩😂

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

Bad grammar really pisses me off. If you don't know the difference between of/off, they're/their and there, then please sort your life out.

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

@JodieGrantham @katycottrell_ hahaha too right 😂😂😂😂

[Jack Bird @j_bird56]

So @bbuk is back. Couldn't give a flying fuck. If I wanted to watch a load of bellends in my house, I'd have put a camera in my living room.

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@AlexDuckworth5 boring cunt

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My iPhone battery seems to last about as long as my patience for slow drivers... aka not very long at all.

[The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather]

BOXING DAY:
Snowball fights & whiskey for some up north but the southern tarts will be tucked up with their fuckin Horlicks by half 7.