Jessica

Midwest Millennial 🌾🌻

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

Finally catching up on #RHORI and..does Alicia have a big beautiful family? I don’t think Liz mentioned it…

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

@itsme_urstruly Yes, we call that “the good ‘ole days” ☺️

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

@NYXCosmetics 💐

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

Justice for #Swayman

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

Rosie saying “I invited you as an olive branch and you’re just being yourself”to Jo-Ellen was great. Legit laughed out loud #RHORI

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

I swear if #RHORI ever tries to make Ashley a villain, I’ll personally come there & fight everyone.

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it 100 times, Chappell Roan looks like Hatchet Face from Crybaby.

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

@belushisfarmOre 269

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

Is Mike’s Hot Honey, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Jersey Mike’s all the same Mike?

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

@AdamHoge @jayzawaski Panger jinxed it for sure. I was saying the same thing earlier!

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

Can anyone tell me wth the @ChicagoBears doing?! Like I’m sure there is a plan right? …Right?! 😩

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

Bruins at 6, Blackhawks at 8 & Kraken at 9. I’m not mad ab this line up today!

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

If the #Blackhawks lose in overtime again….. 😩

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

We’ll miss you, “Muzz” ❤️

From all of us here at the Blackhawks, we extend our deepest condolences to Troy’s family and friends, our alumni and the many fans who loved him dearly

📰 https://t.co/uSli2fiTDw

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

@mrmikeMTL Notes in class, sometimes a whole notebook that we passed around between 2-3 of us. And if a teacher got their hands on that notebook, you were fucked 😂

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

Bears fans getting the espn Crosby notification:

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Dear Coca-Cola, stop with the new flavors. Either put the cocaine back in or leave it the fuck alone.

[Jessica @j_bitchner]

This full moon has fucked with my whole day.