juliagulia

What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you RWE

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

@Toomz19 Did you mcplace it somewhere?

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

If you voluntarily choose to drink Smirnoff ice as your beverage of choice you are a serial killer

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

When your gym personally calls you to ask why they haven't seen you recently ... Because I am a lazy POS. Thanks for the reminder tho

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

I love nc because I can purchase wine via a drive thru with my best friend (moe) sitting shot gun. Name a better scenario... You cannot.

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

Name a more basic combo than soul cycle followed by pressed juice followed by pics of both #doesntsoundbadthough #namaste #juicecleanse

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

Why do people brag about what percentile their kid is in? Pls stop.

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

Bar > Barre

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

I just ate an entire Red Baron pizza minus 1 piece ... I didn't want to be excessive #OneBite

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

When you get to 6am cycling and all the bikes are taken so you promptly turn around, drive home and go back to sleep #dedication

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

"I will drop an F bomb in a heart beat" -dan

[Brit Wrightenberry @bbwrightenberry]

Do's and Dont's of Cold Calling! Great reminder of how society is changing and how to connect with great candidate! https://t.co/CGkn7jPbW0

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

Literally everything moe does I think is the cutest thing... "She's throwing up?? Grab the camera she's so adorable!" #iShouldntHaveKids

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

I have to wait 2-3 weeks until I finally know what breeds moe is... THE SUSPENCE IS KILLING ME #IleadAWildLife

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

Why is every FB video caption "and you won't believe what they did next" AND I FALL FOR IT EVERYTIME #IprobHaveSoManyVirus's

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

2017 resolution ... Never be as drunk as I was in 2016 when I mistook Desitin for toothpaste

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

To whoever kept farting on the plane: not cool. You are on my shit list ... No pun intended

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

I don't always drink eggnog but when I do I make sure it's mostly brandy

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

When you wake up to your dad screaming at a guy who is peeing in your front yard.... #welcometostoneham

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

First thing I did upon landing in Boston was flick off my entire flight for now exiting the aircraft quick enough #Boston #fuckinMove

[juliagulia @j_bowen216]

How I know I'm from the north... Definitely not trying to make friends with anyone on this flight #donttalktome