Josh Chapman

I do software and data stuff but mostly tweet about birdwatching, sorry.

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

Not only is this a green flag but I would overlook so many red ones for this woman

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Lowkey sounds kinda nice

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Molly Cohn @MollyCohn]

my friend is at the Os game and there’s a Virginia rail just sitting on the field as the game is occurring

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

@stephk_davis Still a banger

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

What if Kate just wanted to stake out the best spot for prairie-chicken lekking season? What if she turns up in May with the greatest pics of gular sacs we’ve ever seen

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

So do you guys think America Ferrera is into birding or

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

I’ll never leave here because TikTok bewilders me but I get just the right dose of it here ❤️

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

No rizz just effortlessly id’ing every plant in sight

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

Dumping syrup on the eggs and bacon would be revolting. Mortifying. Unforgivably crass.

But if a little runoff happens to find its way over there…………… 🤷‍♂️😏😇

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

Yeah I’m into Dune 2. Dune 2 layers of sheet mulching before I plant my native perennials

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

@kimberleeerose Did a California Gull write this

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

I’m not an athlete by most definitions but wholeheartedly sign onto this. One of life’s purest joys

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

this all any athlete really wants. To play sports inside in unapproved areas. Races in a hotel hallway. Soccer in grocery store. Chipping contests in a business office.

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

Nah these threats are getting outta hand. Salespeople need to be stopped

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

@KatLaRonde Fwiw this moon-faced nitwit is feeling inspired. Lovely stuff 🙌

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

@jeffrosenstock you’re not a bird

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

my self image at 13

[Alex @midsmoker34]

That delicate white boy with the serendipitous pull up jumper

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

i have fantastic news for you

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

i can’t say i’ve ever bird Watched but i’ve Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

no. and now i’m divorced. the stakes are high, fam

[The Birdist @TheBirdist]

Did you keep an eBird checklist during your wedding ceremony? If so, how many species did you get?

[Josh Chapman @j_chapper]

the catcher framing it 😭💀

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Stephen A. Smith, First Pitch 😬