Steakmon

I can lift a fully grown horse above my head. I can see for 2 miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

*holding up an obliterated shrek themed fleshlight at my congressional confirmation hearing*

you see gentleman this here is the single most important asset in the toolbox of the 21st century war fighter

*booming round of applause from the press box*

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file

[codey ✟ @letmedowngently]

just used my mcdonald’s points to redeem snapchat+

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

Think I may have just blown my knee jazzercizing.

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

Temu steaks, where do I sign?

[Temu @shoptemu]

Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

After selling off all my assets, I’ve decided to use all my capital to pivot into cream cheese as a service (CCaaS) business in the hopes of exciting my shareholders.

More to come, Get in while you still can!

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump is taking a somewhat unique approach in his quest for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

Technically, if I head down to Rio for the week that’s “goin down the shore”

Prove me wrong.

#seaside #beachhaven #saopaulo

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

There’s a bubble

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

AGI isn’t scary. Being late is.

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

https://t.co/dzJ8ULylNP

No arms, no legs, no problem. What’s your excuse!?

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

This may cause risk to our continued efforts to destroy the Otto-Komlos.

There’s very complex geopolitics at play here and I wouldn’t expect a young diplomat such as yourself to grasp all the nuance there. Feel free to toss some time on my calendar and we can discuss at length.

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

I do not want to cause undue drama in the nelson-wald household, such tensions might bleed over into a regional conflict, especially with inflammatory images from the kassis-Spatz household already included. I fear the two factions could join forces and orchestrate an oil crisis.

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

@dragodrago__ Cologne and Mayo baby! The only way to go

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

The smell in the first uber when you touch down really sets the tone for the trip

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

@Jakenemethh Appreciate your engagement, helps the algorithm

[love drops @lovedropx]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed.

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

POV u just signed on a 90 month loan at 17.99APR on a 2017 Nissan Altima

[Sheck @sheckwes]

I made Mo Bamba how can one be in debt 😭#Alhamdulliah

[Steakmon @j_cheddah]

The Regime change that I can get behind