joe

@chelseafc

[AKW @allkanyewest]

2007/08 was special.

[CFC Khris⭐️⭐️ @CFCKhris]

Genuinely think a lot of Chelsea fans can’t wait to meet Arsenal, that’s the deciding game for me for the season.

Lose against Arsenal and I’m automatically Alonso out.

Win or Draw against Arsenal then I’ll defend him even if he doesn’t get top 4.

The rate at which I want to beat Arsenal so bad you’ll think my live depends on it.

[joe @j_colly]

Fuck me have some standards

[SW6 CFC @chelseaktbffh83]

Wish nothing but the worst for our 5 sporting directors

[Eden Hazard @hazardeden10]

Once a blue, always a blue! Great to pop back to the Bridge! 💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

💙

[joe @j_colly]

Imagine we signed that utter dogshit you’d be whining either way 😭😭😭😭

[Darko @Darko_Baba]

Spurs nearly went down they signed sensi and robbo and in talks with savinho and van hecke.. regardless of what you think of them players at least they getting busy..

Meanwhile at the bridge ..

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Eden Hazard signed for Chelsea #OnThisDay in 2012. 💙✨

[Polecat @Waxenpolecat24]

LONDONS FIRST, LONDONS FINEST

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 João Neves: “I saw only one team on the pitch, to be honest”.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Haza @cfchaza]

Totnum lapping us

[joe @j_colly]

Now these cunts think they can dictate standards 😭😭😭

[Tego Sigel @TegoSigel]

Chelsea are now on the clock. Years turn to decades faster than you know.

[Xabi Alonso @XabiAlonso]

Respect

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/4022hQsMXA

[joe @j_colly]

Fallows

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Sources have said discussions between Chelsea and Alonso have been relatively positive. (@JacobsBen @alex_crook) https://t.co/v4ir5uXdBg

[Jb @simplyjb22]

LC6

[joe @j_colly]

Dumb fucking tweet

[PND @PeterNotDrury]

Xabi Alonso potentially becoming Chelsea’s next manager feels like Benitez all over again.

Was a decent coach; even won us a European trophy. But never truly accepted by the fans because of his Liverpool ties.

Can Alonso be the exception?

[#WAKOFA 🇬🇭 @316simsim]

Him being Georgian is even better.

World class footballers from small footballing nations is my favourite archetype of player lowkey