jenny d

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

Me: i'm going to take a 30 mins nap

Me: 4 hours later

[Sean Abrams @seanybrams]

My friend Brenda got her vaccine and this started happening in the middle of movie night thanks Pfizer

[jenny d @j_desparrois]

@1RealMir @My_Sharonaaa didn’t see this bad boy at the car show 😲

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

She’s a 10 but she rewatches shows 3+ times because she has attachment issues

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Me: "if I get drunk please take care of me"

My friends:

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

don’t give mixed signals or i’ll mix you up with your homeboy

[brian @bagchasinbrian]

i ain’t never heard a baby say “goo goo gaga” who tf came up wit that shi

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

i be using apple pay like apple paying

[Edgar @bg3dgar]

Halloween parties are so funny like why is Michael Jackson making out with a minion

[Kira J @IamKiraJ]

I used to test batteries on my tongue to feel that sting and I think that’s why I’m a lil slow and be choosing the wrong men.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

my friends are bad at comforting i be like “i wanna die” they be like “same here”