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[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

I really married a man that wakes me up at 7 am for no reason what did I do wrong

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

I i was wondering what it was going to be like when gypsy rose got out of prison and i wasn’t disappointed

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

Someone said hailey bieber looks like an ear and it makes total sense

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

Will I be packed by 7:30 pm tn even though I haven’t start nor have gotten home? Stay tuned🫦

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

God doesn’t let me have abs bc he knows my head will blow up

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

My mom thinking I was the kid strapped to the tree but really I was the bottle feeder

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

#NewProfilePic

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

It’s that time of the year again where I remember I have twitter

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

If you haven’t been cut off at a bottomless brunch before have you even lived

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

I still can’t fucking believe this smdh.

WTF

[Nice Kicks @nicekicks]

RIP Takeoff 🕊💔

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

Why is walking into the gym the most embarrassing thing ever no matter how many times you do it

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

I had a dream that someone broke all of my window shutters and I was frantic and calling the police, is this was homeowner nightmares are

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

@aliciaa_castro Menudo >>>>>

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

Pozole is ass, come at me

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

@m3rc3d3s_ I’ll die on this hill 🗣🗣🗣

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

Growing up, my dad always played Chicago’s (the band) music to me & my lil brother otw to the park. He’s a huge fan to the pt that he watches them on youtube from fan recording pov’s😂

I bought us tickets for his bday & I’m taking us to see them live for his 1st time today🥹💕

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

These loan companies a lil too quiet today😙😙😙😙😙😙
But if Biden said loan payments resumed asap, they’d be sending out their mass email reminders in .82772828 seconds🧐🧐🧐

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

I love leaving my grown up house to come to my parents house and go into my “i’m baby” mode 👶🏻

[juaneta la cubeta @j_didddy]

Me at walgreens: hi i put in an online order the other day, hadn’t picked it up, & got a notification that it was picked up?
Employee: oh *stares at me*
Me: *stares back*
Employee: are you sure you didn’t come
Me:..yes
Employee: but maybe you did
Me: *stares*