Jordan

You can sleep in a car, but remember, you can't race in a house.

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

@TomBrady hey Tom, longtime hater, first time fan, can you narrate every NFL game, for the people. Thanks

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

@McDonalds when are Chicken Selects coming back? I need them.

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

When the hell are Chicken Selects coming back to the menu full time or are they never coming back @McDonalds? Last time they were back I bought 6, 5 pieces and ate them over the next 3 days.

[Derek @ImperiousGains]

@alifarhat79 Don’t ask a man his salary, a woman her age and a German company what they did from 1936-1945

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

@Rothmus Lights out mother fucker

[Liberty NH 🦔🌲 @NHpilled]

@lporiginalg

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Libertarian Pilgrims Set Sail For Argentina In Search Of A Better Life https://t.co/ClQYPWuoT6

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

@DocStrangelove2 Nothing to see here officer, mama is gonna beat his ass.

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

Not looking good for Patrick Mahomes.

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

Also, since when does the president argue with the crowd during the #SOTU. That's a bold strategy cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

This is legitimately the biggest joke of the #SOTU I've ever seen. Republicans booing the president, the president of the US literally stuttering over his words and telling blatant lies. Ladies and gentleman, this is the government that "cares about you."

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

@theblaze

[Michael Seifert @realmichaelseif]

A 22-year-old guy with a pistol took out a mass shooter in Indiana last night but 400 police officers in Uvalde were somehow unable to do it. Yet the left claims everything will be better if we turn our guns over to the state.

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

Hey y'all, what happened to COVID?

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

LMAO

As it turns out, men are incredible at women's swimming.

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

Pro tip: Do not work out 10 minutes after you eat.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What?

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

Why does everyone who drives a Nissan Altima, drive like a complete psychopath.

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

I've said it once and I'll say it again, Christian Bale is the best actor to ever grace us with his presence on the big screen.

[Jordan @j_dolbs]

@katieledecky is the G.O.A.T.