J-Ron

cult not a clique

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

Horatio, honey. Let’s get out of here. You don’t have to put up with all of these kingly disputes. Why don’t we do what my parents did? They gave up on their dreams, and they just settled. Oh, they settled hard.

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

Ophelia. Girl. Honey. Sweetie. You can’t keep putting up with this boy. “Get thee to a nunnery”? Really? That’s where I draw the line.

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

Daddy issues, borderline personality disorder, and always wears black? C’mon Ophelia you can do better.

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

Ophelia, girl. You are a strong independent Shakespearean woman who don't need no Hamlet.

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

Ophelia’s Friend: I can’t chill 😪❄️ while my father 😱👻 goes unavenged 💀⚔️ 😤 can’t stop won’t stop 😈wearing black ⬛️😎⬛️ and brooding 😫😰😡

(2/2)

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

Ophelia’s Friend: Hey, did you see what Hamlet sent in the group chat last night when I told him he needs to chill? You gotta get away from him. He’s crazy.

Ophelia: No, I must have missed it. What was the text?

(1/2)

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

Shakespeare: Yo I just finished my play. Might have too many active characters though.

Director: Yo Shakes, we only have about 5 men. Make some cuts.

S: BRO, you can’t be serious.

D: Gotta work with what we got. Charles over there can play a great teenage girl.

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

Ok, I need to whip up a popular tragedy real quick. Hmm.. Let me add a dash of regicide, a slice of a mourning son (HAMlet), a kingdom gearing for war, and a bit of a who-did-it type of thing. Sprinkle in some young love and.. it’s perfect.

- Shakespeare, probably

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

Claudius: Damn. I just realized, I’m a man-killer literally and a lady-killer metaphorically.

Hamlet: Yeah, I’m a kindness-killer. I kill people with kindness. And by people, I mean you. And by kindness, I mean a knife.

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

Gertrude: dear please stop wearing black and looking miserable all the time your daddy claudius and i are concerned

Hamlet: screw you mom this isn’t a phase this is who i am
why’d you have to marry uncle claudius
seriously it’s only been like two months geez cmon

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

On this act of Hamlet:

Spooky ghost spotted
Claudius breaks bro code
Polonius ruins young love
Hamlet speaks to his dad spirit
Kings can be poisoned through their ears

Will Ophelia get bad boy Hamlet? Will Hamlet become an Avenger (of his father)?

Stay tuned!

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@hamletljcds

When the ghost king has a conversation with Hamlet and not you..

#horationeedslovetoo

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@tcboyle

Would you rather fight one Delaney-sized coyote or five coyote-sized Delaneys?

@DrAmyParish @Dshaul3

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@tcboyle @DrAmyParish @Dshaul3

What book do you believe vital for people to read before age 18/while still in school?

#LJCDS

[J-Ron @j_fabular]

@tcboyle @Dshaul3 @DrAmyParish

Thoughts on this song inspired by Tortilla Curtain?

https://t.co/N5yXNtGgXE