Mállàm Ghàñðí Gráñðì

Son/Husband/Dad/PhD/Scientist/ Fmr. Hospital Admin/Lecturer/Sales Boy/Ambidextrous/Here, there, everywhere 🌍. Forget today, focus on tomorrow 😜

[Mállàm Ghàñðí Gráñðì @j_gnd]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
For good?
We will all enjoy the goodness, thereof.
For worse?
We will all suffer for the bad choices, we've made.
Last Last, Nigeria will survive. But we (Nigerians), and nobody else, will bear the consequences of our actions.
#nigeriadecides2019

[Chidi Anselm Odinkalu, CGoF @ChidiOdinkalu]

Around 3 March this year, @NigeriaGov announced a 6 year moratorium on the establishment of new universities.

Today, the same govt has announced the approval of 33 new universities.

Among the new universities approved, 2 go to @realdaveumahi's Ebonyi & one goes to @Hope_Uzodimma1's village in Omuma, Imo State.

In Ebonyi, there will be the Ebonyi State University of ICT, Science and Technology, Oferekpe, Ebonyi State; and the niversity of Aeronautics and Aerospace Engineering, Ezza, Ebonyi State. That will bring it to 3 state universities in Ebonyi State.

In Hope Uzodunma's village, you will have the University of Innovation, Science and Technology, Omuma, Imo State. That will make it 2 state universities in Imo.

So much for moratoriums!

https://t.co/FuKaxFy7ri

[Mállàm Ghàñðí Gráñðì @j_gnd]

Terrible Chief !
Thank you.

[Aobileekie @uacharles]

@j_gnd So sorry to hear this.This is terrible.

[Alexander @Mdkhurshed76417]

Marriage has six stages,

but most couples give up at the third stage.

Stage 1: The Honeymoon Stage....👇

[Mállàm Ghàñðí Gráñðì @j_gnd]

A thief came into my property, destroyed my POP in the quest for electric cables (thank God, I haven't wired), removed and stole my submersible pumping machine, the wires and destroyed the risers (pipe). I only discovered yesterday when I went to the site.
I am beyond devasted !

[Mállàm Ghàñðí Gráñðì @j_gnd]

In my opinion, I think our security operatives are making the same mistake these bandits made.
Don't bring their arrest to social media.
Do your thing offline and discrete too.
Don't encourage them to go underground. Allow them to leave digital footprints.
Shalom 🙏

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

Pluto still hasn’t completed a full orbit around the Sun since its discovery in 1930

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

If you're earning 250 - 300k a month.

- Your rent should be 500k a year.
- Try not to use Uber
- Cook
- Avoid 30k a month gym. buy a mat and workout at home with youtube
- Avoid fine dining. Lamb chops is 120k naira

Save and invest in a higher qualification ( MBA, Msc, Professional qualification, etc.

A higher qualification can give you the leverage you need to earn more

[Ìfẹ́ @diaryofa9jagirl]

As a CEO, I’ve sat in countless interviews and one thing that gives us pause with brilliant candidates is if there’s too much GAP in their CVs.

What does a gap tell us about the candidate?

1. A gap doesn’t automatically mean incompetence but it does trigger uncertainty.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

This is going to piss a lot of Nigerian men off but he said the truth. Not a single lie told!

[Bukunmi Falona @MinstrelBukunmi]

“I’m about to trigger the internet”.

“My body, my choice” geng, draw your two ears and come here.

What if all men also said,

“My body, my choice. I’m not ejaculating into a clinic cup”?

[Osasu Obayiuwana @osasuo]

I didn’t know that the man who claims that he fears no one can shake like a leaf, when death stares him in the face… Hmmmm. When you listen to the recording, the voice is identifiable. No need for me to name him…

[Mállàm Ghàñðí Gráñðì @j_gnd]

No wonder you name na Power !
😂

[Oghenevwogaga @KingOgba96]

@prophetswitch Like me now my wife know say I be strong Urhobo man and Urhobo man nor de knack only one gbutubu

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

Nigerian transporters won't like this.

[Velina Tchakarova @vtchakarova]

In case you missed it, the Wuhan Institute of Virology has reported a new coronavirus this week.

https://t.co/LXATx8j9Ms

[Yaro @abbati]

@DrJoeAbah https://t.co/V8e62UdGjV

Here you go Dr.

[Naija @Naija_PR]

This 2025 still fresh abeg

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

She’s broken this table that was surviving on two legs 🌚🌚

[Mállàm Ghàñðí Gráñðì @j_gnd]

Erama !
Happy birthday 🎂

[Great Oracle Extraordinary & Plenipotentiary. @AbdulMahmud01]

Forty years ago at sixteen I lost my dad -who himself had turned forty- two months to my sixteenth.
For forty years, I braved through life as the father of the man I have become. Everything obeyed.
I'm thankful, God.
56.

[Mállàm Ghàñðí Gráñðì @j_gnd]

What's happening in Benin ?
This is madness !

[Wale Adedayo 🌍🔰 @Mario9jaa]

Spoke with this woman that applied for Credit Direct loan via @CrediCorpNG as part of the consumer credit scheme.

N1m loan with interest of N72,000 to be repaid in 18 months.

7.2% interest in 1 and half years and disbursed in 24 hours.

Traditional creditors in trouble 💀💀.