Jenna Goldstein

Living life one socially awkward moment at a time #H2P

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

Nobody prepares you for the part of post-grad where you’re scrolling on tik tok and see a video of Pitt undergrads partying in your old South O apartment #H2P

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

Awaiting a statement from Buckingham Palace tomorrow is the number 1 thing that will get me out of bed in the morning #OprahMeghanHarry

[Daphne Strasert (she/her) 💖💜💙 @daphnethewriter]

CDC: Wear a mask! Social Distance! Get the vaccine!
Me: absolutely!

CDC: don’t eat raw cookie dough
Me: I’ll see you in hell

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Watch this.

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

If you post on social media imploring people to “take covid seriously” and warn your friends that the virus is real, but then proceed to go out to a bar and post stories during your night out maskless, you have lost any respect you may have had from me.

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

I know I’m definitely getting old because I have started replying to texts with Bitmojis. And not always in a sarcastic way

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

Either you eat your latkes with applesauce or you are incorrect.

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

People who say “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” have never eaten Kraft Mac and cheese straight out of the pot

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

@joelgoldstein75 brothers!!

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

@amERICAn_girlll lies we’ve had them at thanksgiving

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

@jess_d_evans UNDERSTATEMENT BUT YES

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

@amERICAn_girlll that’s literally not it

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

I still can’t tell if Game of Thrones helps my Sunday Scaries or just exacerbates them #GoT

[Jenna Goldstein @j_goldst]

@thilllll i never knew I needed this until now