Jordan Hemphill

my aesthetic: grandma chic

[Jordan Hemphill @j_hemphill]

sometimes I miss my ex but then I just turn on a Quentin Tarantino movie and pretend to be interested for 90 minutes and it’s like we’re still together

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just saw a dating app profile where the guy's entire bio was "good hygiene is mandatory" whole time he probably the one who don't wash his ass

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@rosecoloredmeg_ does chewy sponsor the podcast?

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@Chewy is chewy a sponsor of the podcast?

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@Chewy @grock what is the controversy with the "I've Had It: podcast

[fox ♥️ @heated_rivoli]

don’t claim to be indie sleaze if you don’t know him

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@superiorsantina the almost inaudible "you're gonna get arrested" as the dude just got louder is taking me OUT

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@Chewy @grok how did Chewy get pulled into this convo?

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pbr stands for preferred beer of radicals

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@blxscs potential dating app bio

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@rouxj794 @partyfavrsforu So what happens when you tell them to sit their asses down and behave but they uhh choose to exhibit free will and simply decide not to?

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@STAYCGirls70503 ugh don't you dare summon my ex

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@loveiceprincesz @SerenaAbutilon I think you forgot about the fact that free will exists. A teacher can absolutely give consequences, but that doesn't mean the student will care about/change their behavior as a result of said consequences.

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@vinyldanyl me at age 9 with undiagnosed religious ocd

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me (hostess) to the line cooks when we'd go out after our shift

[ava @callmego0dgirl]

pls dont put your hand on my waist while im drunk i will want to fuck you

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@KeezyKahn @EBr11ll @PanicTheory @chakboard @escapemodernity Still.. the most disturbing part not being the rape is a little concerning.

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@CFC_Biggy @ConcernedCraig @needastack taking her out of the neighborhood as the solution is fryingggg me

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@keitherpuss coping with alcohol because they still won't leave britney alone 🥀

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@Variety love this dummy like she was my own flesh and blood

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@wherekodiak @carrythatw3ight @PopBase ☠️

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me when I see zack fox next weekend

[Russian Princess @trustfundwife]

Babe I swear I was only dancing behind the dj booth as a networking opportunity