Jessss

I’m tired grandpa. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[Jessss @j_hoff97]

Worth a shot. Is anyone in the Milwaukee area in the position to adopt or foster my sweet girl? 6yrs, 80lbs, house trained, loves other dogs.. emergency situation.

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

The health benefit is so you don’t smell like shit, hope this helps

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

a friend sent this to me

[Abby Olcese @abbyolcese]

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Cops are willing to shoot someone over $2.90, but in Uvalde they stood around and let a mass shooter do his thing

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

The fact that they all pretend to not hear him makes me so mad

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

LMFAAAOOOOOOOOO

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

THIS WINS THE DAY!!!! https://t.co/Lk2PJeFByd

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

I hate this evil POS but i be laughing 😭😭😭😭😭

[uDrake @Slowburn_22]

Guys😭🔥🔥🔥this kid is a 🐐

[Roy G. Biv @iRoyGBiv]

Oh the otter’s publicity team is hard at work after they jumped that lady!

[sexless schizo @dykeabetes]

i have never once heard this song and i am so unbelievably chronically online and tapped into pop culture, stop giving this woman awards she doesn’t deserve

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Where tf have I been?? Lmao that book actually does exist too

[Thicky Ricky What They Called em @ThickyFontaine]

It’s been 23 years and this is the first time I’ve ever seen this…. Wow

[? @sasitwas]

whoever said his face is like a tupperware box after storing spaghetti in it has never left my mind

[Jessss @j_hoff97]

PERIOD

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Oop Nev clocked in & clocked it

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

"So, to be clear, 9 years later, you don't have a plan."

"I have concepts of a plan."

[Sunshine @Wisdom_98]

I’m Im not over that part

[J.E. @pigshitsonballs]

Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of fucking horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron deficient. I am the #boss . Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.