spratt daddy

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

oh my god jose ramirez killed the pope

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

We got a dog getting rings before Aaron Judge

[mr gaping asshole @mrgapingasshole]

This is huge

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“Fire up the Retard Dunker.”

[. @VellBenjiii]

If I sneak a picture of you & my flash come on ima punch the fuck out you

[Ryan Estabrooke @EstaRyan12]

Tell her Aaron Rodgers still slinging it

[candy court 🎃🍬🕷️ @elliottsmjth]

Bikini Bottom is a stand your ground state

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Clocked into work at 8 am
Clocked out of work at 11:05 am
Walking to liquor store now
Tee time at 12:30 pm
Happy hour with at 5pm
Meeting the boys at the bar at 8pm
Bag in my pocket
Phillies on at 6:45 pm
Parlays are locked in
Vibes are immaculate
Let’s have a weekend

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Manspreading on a Titanic rescue boat

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Telling me beer is liquid bread like it’s a bad thing, bread in a can brother pour me a slice, bring over the peanut butter. let’s drop a toaster into the bathtub I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say that out loud. No I’m fine, really. Also here are my most cherished items

[Pr @609PR]

Lmaooooooo shorty after the 2nd bull ride seeing him get back in line

[JJ @revengeofJJ]

taps the sign

[haley halloween @haleyvemealone]

Muah muah mmm kissy kissy and they're both boys

[mariana @pastapilled]

babe would it fucking kill you to meow back

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

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[🐎❤️‍🔥 @highoff_jaden]

Before you crack that joke, make sure you skinny and got custody of all your kids cuz I will take it there ❤️

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Seen a lot of talk about bullpen games on here. Not happening over here. We have prime Tim Lincecum on the mound and he’s pitching all nine innings