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31, famous, talented, gorgeous, doesn’t know it

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

Summer for a week and a half and I’ve gotten sick, smashed my finger in a car door, and thrown my back out so woo

[Robert Burns🏳️‍🌈 #TeamCrystalMethyd #AwardsLover @RBurns714]

Full Ali Louis Bourzgui Tony Speech

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

It’s 11pm on a week night and I’m awake! I’m on the porch bitch! Have fun working LOSERS! 🖤

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

It’s been summer vacation for a little over 48 hours and I fear my hibernation and falling off the face of the earth must last another 48 at least

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

For teacher appreciation week I would appreciate a new job 😘🖤

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

People are arguing that “silhouette” and “gauche” are not words a high schooler would/should know. Those are middle school vocabulary words, diva

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

the fierce defensiveness of michael jackson even now really illustrates how easy it was to elect an open pedophile with a bunch of pedophile friends to be president of the united states. whole society built on the enshrinement of sexual violence!

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

Simply, gay pop stars don’t follow George Michael’s blueprint because they can’t write songs, sing, or be hot. 🖤

[Andrei @otterandrei]

A really don’t get why gay pop stars don’t follow his blueprint

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

Need to start taking 4/20 off as a religious holiday tbh

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

Mood

[CineVow @cinevow]

Charlize Theron in LA, 2000

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

What a loser I would never do something like that

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bonnie gets addicted to doomscrolling apps on her LilyPad in ‘TOY STORY 5’.

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

Life feels like this tbh

[MΛЯIПΛ @oscillate23]

The Flayed Angel, corca 1749. Painted by Jacques Fabien Gautier.

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

I’m sexy and extremely magnetic and likeable (and also humble) and desperate for a new job. All I need is a gym membership and ten thousand monthly subscribers instantly and I’ll do it!!!

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

Now that this Zionist dumbass is dead I will stop joking about starting an OF and I will actually consider it

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Leonid Radvinsky, owner of OnlyFans, has died at the age of 43.

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

Actors on Actors: Valerie Cherish and Jenna Maroney

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

GOD TIER
Parasite
Moonlight

OUTSTANDING
One Battle After Another
Anora

VERY GOOD
Oppenheimer
Everything Everywhere All At Once
The Shape of Water

FINE
Nomadland
CODA

and also there’s Green Book

[TylerCWhitmore @TylerCWhitmore]

If the last 10 Best Picture winners were all nominated in the same year, who would get your vote?

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

Me happy with Oscars but can we stop calling SINNERS a horror film? Bitch it’s a MUSICAL

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Congratulations to Amy Madigan for winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for WEAPONS! #Oscars

[jackie jormp-jomp🦂 @j_jack_w]

@ElSergioMunoz Zellweger didn’t win the Oscar for Chicago (Catherine Zeta Jones did though)
But everyone on this list also won either BAFTA/CC/Globe or a combo of them all, except for JLC. Not saying MBJ won’t win, but 15 of the last 25 SAG ensemble winners won 0 individual performance Oscars.