🇿🇦ScottUmxhosa🔥

Just here to like interesting tweets and😭😭😭 on funny tweets

[🧸 @hiiiinunu]

when i finally win, i won’t say much, i will only post this video without caption

[🇿🇦ScottUmxhosa🔥 @j_jicks]

@nubian6 @AmoNtombi Yup those are the ones 😭I’m in PE, people here heavily believe that once you see a person start wearing these… they’re time is near💀

[🇿🇦ScottUmxhosa🔥 @j_jicks]

@nubian6 @AmoNtombi Sheep skin socks? The heavy wool ones?😭😭Yhoo, dinale stigma around here unfortunately

[🇿🇦ScottUmxhosa🔥 @j_jicks]

@nubian6 @AmoNtombi Your skin must be extremely absorbent…. I’ll try this😌thanks🤍

[🇿🇦ScottUmxhosa🔥 @j_jicks]

@nubian6 @AmoNtombi Works wonders but isn’t it a short term solution… every night?😩

[norkie. @_norkie]

Photos of thighs are art

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

THREAD: Non-traditional career paths
with an LLB (SA)
The LLB opens doors far beyond the courtroom, but it is worth noting that admission will put you at an advantage whether in practise or not .
Here are career paths I think are not spoken about enough:
1. Forensics & Investigations
In the legal world, forensics involves investigating financial or organisational wrongdoing using legal, analytical, and investigative skills.
So this is what you'll be doing as a forensic practitioner
Investigate fraud, corruption, financial trails
Draft forensic reports, support cyber & anti-crime units
You can do this with just an LLB, however you can enroll for a graduate diploma diploma in forensics at UP/ UNISA or write 4 of the forensic short courses offered by NWU (each now being R12200)which are equivalent to board exams upon which completing you can be registered as a forensic practitioner (FP/SA) with Association of Certified Fraud Examiners.
What is ACFE ?
It is the world's largest anti-fraud organisation, and it offers the globally recognised credential CFE (Certified Fraud Examiner)
With forensic skills, you can work in:
Forensic investigation firms
Audit & accounting firms (e.g., Deloitte, PwC, KPMG forensic units)
Banks & insurance companies
Corporate internal investigation teams
Anti-corruption bodies
State-owned enterprises
Cybersecurity and risk units
Private investigation agencie

[Village Snob @NqobileZungu01]

An all-time fave😩😩😭

[ian🕷️ @ianwontmiss_]

Don't be the guy that speaks too much sense and hasn't done anything with his life

[The Flyest🏆💷 @NtseiSky]

Having a fat ass in the work place is truly unprofessional 😭

[letsatsantsa 🎖️ @lleesseeggoo_]

Disappointment is one thing - regret?! I try avoiding making decisions I might regret later because I find it so hard to get over.

[Vuvu Videos @VideosVuvu]

yoo that girl 😭😭

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Rent free 😭😭😭

[🇿🇦ScottUmxhosa🔥 @j_jicks]

@TsheoleJr777 @YouDunnoVusi 😭😭👍🏿

[feelings @3amfeeliings]

My last relationship taught me that the more chances you give someone, the less they value you. They're not afraid to lose you because they know no matter what, you won't walk away. Never let someone get too comfortable with disrespecting you. Love yourself first.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

no one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut

[Jay ♛ @Wavymafia]

You can feel when you don't mean shit to a person.

[SPURRA🐐 @Maluda012]

This will never get old 😂😂