Joey LaRossa

FGCU • KPM • Boston • WIT

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy 33rd Birthday To Margot Robbie! https://t.co/inoIIOgr6r

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Is this dudes name actually happy Gilmore

[Cam Powers @campowers2]

What a joke it is watching these majors. Flipping between 4 different streaming services/channels to watch the USO is a disgrace. Complete money grab making me download 14 apps.

I am miserable. Just show me Cam Smith and Scheffler. I can’t imagine an old timer trying to watch.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Me having a 20 and the dealer pulls a 6 card 21

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

“You’ve had a lot of responsibility in this series, remember your biggest job now is to take care of your dad tonight.” - Wayne Gretzky https://t.co/5SgQy5WGSS

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Tkachuk plays the most meat and potatoes hockey ever. Just so much god damn fucking beef and so much potatoes. There’s butter all over the potatoes. Salt all over the fucking place. Like just coming back from work and walking through the house in steel toe boots tracking mud everywhere eating beef and potatoes in the kitchen wearing a construction uniform kind of hockey. It’s insane.

[Vincenzo Landino 🏎️ @vincenzolandino]

Tell me it's F1 Grand Prix week in Monaco without telling me it's F1 Grand Prix week in Monaco.

📸: yvangrubski/IG

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I miss the oilers powerplay

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

THE RAT KING CLOSES IT OUT AGAIN!!🐀👑 https://t.co/WJ3b9x1swq

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Inject this into my veins.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

[TNT executive meeting with jonesy and edzo]

Exec: hey fellas, just wanted to uh call you boys in here today to kinda touch on a few things about the broadcasts recentl-

Jonesy: Edzo can you pass me a water?

Edzo: here ya go jonesy

Jonesy: thanks Edz-

Exec: so yeah guys, so like this right here is a great example on why I called you fellas in here. We uh, we realized how much you guys call each other by-

Jonesy: is this about Edzo’s -

Exec: Keith, just give me a second here. Let me finish. So yeah, so on the broadcast you two keep calling either other by each others nick names.. and uh..it’s relentless. It’s all the time. It’s too much

Edzo: me and jonesy??

exec: yes. Here, watch the broadcast. This is from last night. *clicks on the projector, clicks play*

Jonesy: hold on can I sit next to edzo? I can’t see from this side of the table

Edzo: pop on over here jonesy *pats the seat next to him* *Edzo and jonesy sit together*

Exec: oookay..here we go *clicks play*

*30 seconds into the footage, there’s a ruffling and giggling sound*

Jonesy: Edzo hold on..edzo. Edzo.

Edzo: shhhhh jonesy. Jonesy quit laughing

*the executive looks over to the other side of the table and sees that Edzo isnt in his chair. He’s completely under the table. Jonesy face is shocked*

Exec: GUYS! What the fu- Eddie what the FUCK are you doing under the table? Guys I mean what the fuck is going on?

*Edzo gets out from beneath the table*

Edzo: nothing, nothing. Just roll the footage again. Sorry

Exec: Jesus Christ *rolls the footage*

*45 seconds go by of the trio watching the broadcast from the night earlier. The exec darts his eyes over to the other side of the table to make sure jonesy and Edzo are paying attention. To his complete and utter shock he sees Edzo and jonesy pull their faces away from each other quickly*

Exec: were you two just fucking kissing each other in here? This is a god damn fucking work meeting what the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Edzo: jonesy started it!

Jonesy: Edzo I did not start that and you know it buddy

*the exec storms up from his chair and walks around the table and leans into both of their faces. His face is beet red.*

Exec: so you mean to tell me you both were just making out during this meeting?

*Edzo and jonesy look at each other. Then back at the exec. He’s staring at both of them back and forth, waiting for an answer*

Edzo: yeah. We were.

Exec: …… without me?
*the exec grabs the back of both of their heads and they all start ferociously making out. Like just an insane make out session begins*

Kenny Albert opens the door and walks in the room

Kenny: what the FUCK?

[Missin Curfew @MissinCurfew]

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

[Joey LaRossa @j_larossa17]

@Buccigross @amarino0910 you tweeted leaf's in 4 7 hours ago...

[Joey LaRossa @j_larossa17]

My idol since I've been 3, Hell of a ride 37. Forever Bostons captain

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

If this is the end for Patrice Bergeron, what an OUTSTANDING career …

▪️Stanley Cup winner
▪️2x Olympic gold medalist
▪️5x Selke Trophy winner (and will likely win a 6th)
▪️3x NHL All-Star
▪️3rd all-time on Bruins in goals and points

And a true role model in every sense

[Joey LaRossa @j_larossa17]

@Buccigross @FlaPanthers @NHLBruins Hall / Montour

[Joey LaRossa @j_larossa17]

7 goals....... @NHLBruins

[Joey LaRossa @j_larossa17]

@Buccigross @MapleLeafs @TBLightning Hagel / Nylander

[Joey LaRossa @j_larossa17]

@Buccigross @EdmontonOilers @LAKings Fiala / Kane

[Joey LaRossa @j_larossa17]

@mnashy_ @FlutoShinzawa @mattdolloff sit back and enjoy michael sit back and enjoy 🏍️

[Joey LaRossa @j_larossa17]

@mnashy_ @FlutoShinzawa @mattdolloff hey @mnashy_ check the scoreboard...

[Joey LaRossa @j_larossa17]

@mnashy_ @FlutoShinzawa @mattdolloff relax... 4-1 Bruins