JoAnna Miller

[JoAnna Miller @j_leemiller]

@AIandTechh87 Claude

[JoAnna Miller @j_leemiller]

@Woden Now that will be stuck in my brain!!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Visitor: When will you tell us where you keep the unicorns? 🦄

Us: As soon as visitors stop feeding squirrels and taking dangerous selfies with bison, we'll let you know where the horses with giant spikes on their heads roam.

[JoAnna Miller @j_leemiller]

@XianJaneway Now that’s pretty!

[Cornell Lab @CornellBirds]

MIGRATION ALERT: More than 600 MILLION birds predicted for tonight! Given the tragic mass window collisions in Chicago (see our previous post), it's an important time to dim nonessential outdoor lights at night & make your windows safer for birds: https://t.co/CboDf0WiNr

[JoAnna Miller @j_leemiller]

@londyloo Had mine out at different times at the dentist -all 4 were getting cavities as they were hard to reach. Pain meds for 48 hrs then acetaminophen. I found that liquid tylenol helps with dental pain better - seems to last longer requiring fewer doses. Enjoy the mashed 🥔!

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A tourist wandered into an old, dimly-lit San Fransisco antiques shop down in Chinatown.
Perusing the shelves, he discovered a life-sized amazingly life-like bronze sculpture of a rat. He had to have it and asked the shopkeeper how much it cost.

"$12 for the rat," said the shopkeeper, "and $500 more for the fascinating story behind it."

"Old man, you can keep the story," the tourist replied, "but I'll take the rat."

As he left the store with the bronze rat, two live rats emerged from a sewer and started following him.

The tourist looked over his shoulder and began walking faster, but more and more rats started following him. As people pointed and shouted the tourist was in a panic.

Walking faster and faster he soon began to run as the rats started appearing from old abandoned cars, basements and sewers.

He ran as fast as he could to the waterfront as millions of squealing rats kept up with him.

With his last bastion of strength he scrambled up a lampost and with all his might hurled the bronze rat far out into the bay, whereupon the squealing rats surged over the breakwater into the sea and drowned.

Gathering himself together, he trundled back to the shop.

“Ah, so you've come back for the rest of the story," said the shop owner with a wise grin.

"No," replied the tourist, "But I was wondering whether you carried bronze politicians.”

[JoAnna Miller @j_leemiller]

@_BeautyByLMarie 1. Renters Insurance
2. Alarm System if you can afford it
3. Make sure that strike plates for outside doors use very long screws that go into frame
4. Pay attention to your neighbors -even if you don’t know them you can recognize when something seems fishy
5. Enjoy!!!

[Nancy French @NancyAFrench]

Years ago at church, I was talking to my neighbor about how awkward it is to get 'holiday texts' from coworkers and people you barely know. Since then, we started sending very rude texts in this vein to each other on every holiday. Some highlights: /1

[JoAnna Miller @j_leemiller]

@SageHillfarms Like those glasses!

[Maybe: Travis @travisfromdabk_]

When Bobby Caldwell showed up at the Soul Train Awards a few years ago 🔥

[Marius Hauken @mhauken]

Reminders on your iPhone is the most powerful app you're not using.

10 features you won't want to miss:

[JoAnna Miller @j_leemiller]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kimiko Shibata 🦋 @ESL_fairy]

I was today years old when I learned that this popular carol was an abolitionist anthem.

Music is a form of resistance. https://t.co/iHmkkozlJS

[JoAnna Miller @j_leemiller]

@lindsayzoladz How wonderful!

[Jana G. Pruden @jana_pruden]

Offering kids the choice of candy or a potato this year because I saw a meme about it. And honestly it’s super funny to see their reactions.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

This is not a park, it is just one tree 🌳