I hate when people ask me where I work like? is it not obvious that I’m hanging out with my toddler 24/7? we’re both unemployed and just being girls together leave me alone
No one has ever been more aware that God is going to make him live forever than 23 year old Tom Cruise who was nearly drowned and lost to the pacific forever on the set of Top Gun in 1985
every time my crush reaches out I start getting targeted ads for engagement rings, what does my FBI agent know that I don’t? is my fbi agent even assigned to my ads? or is that a robot?
there’s a good 4 men who I’m not involved with but SHOULD send me an exorbitant arrangement of flowers and chocolate tomorrow because they have my current address and because they made me suffer