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Critical Care APN🩺

[. @j_maccch]

Plz explain to me like I am 5 why congress feels the need to cap nurses pay when my hospital CEO is making millions to do what ….

PLZ EXPLAIN LIKE I AM 5

[. @j_maccch]

I feel like my back pain can only be relieved by being steam rolled by a cement truck

[. @j_maccch]

Hey, yep, still pregnant 😴

[. @j_maccch]

Been up since 2am. Wish I could sleep but my mini me has other plans for me. Belly pain, restless legs, hunger like I’ve never eaten a day in my life

[. @j_maccch]

I think the best thing I’ve done for myself in my 30s is purchase a monthly spa package

[. @j_maccch]

Pregnancy cravings are weird. It’s 841am and I want a sloppy Joe real bad

[Dylans girlkisser @chlo3punk]

When she stops being funny thats when u know she’s cloned

[. @j_maccch]

“Jessica, please stop with the monkey”

I LITERALLY CANNOT. OK

[. @j_maccch]

Thank god baby Punch made friends before I had to be admitted to a psych facility

[. @j_maccch]

Hey who wants to go untie the cinder blocks from my upstairs neighbors fucking feet so she can stop stampeding around? Thanks

[. @j_maccch]

Presidents’ Day? Gimme a fucking break

[. @j_maccch]

I want whatever job my neighbor has bc I swear that bitch never has to work

[. @j_maccch]

@Strandjunker A queen

[. @j_maccch]

@TrackYourHeart C. RVS 2/2 PE

[. @j_maccch]

An est high of almost 40 today? #blessings

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[. @j_maccch]

😭

[saniya @saniyafosho]

god gave me free will and i chose medicine

[erica @ericanextdooor]

hey guys do you think it will ever be warm again

[. @j_maccch]

*feels like -12F at home*
*books flight*

[solé @layxsnv]

It’s always a mf bill due, can I ball? Can I chill? Gotdamn

[. @j_maccch]

I’m a crackles type of gal

[Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD]

There are 2 types of doctors:

1. Crackles
2. Rales