Jaymie 3000

posted up with my dogs - scooby doo type shit. 🐶💃🏾

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

Fun fact: I’ve had a kid in every decade since 2000

2005
2014
2020

😄

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

The way the re-release of slime season 2 got me in a choke hold is crazy lol

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

These country folk already started New Years fireworks😒😒😒😒😒 #imoldandtryingtosleep

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

Ooooooooop. Big as tha whaa

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

A crazy turn of events

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

I’m learning Spanish on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective.

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

Mass migration anyone?!?! If we all go at once it could be cheaper 😂😂😒 funny but not.

[Rihanna @rihanna]

PERFECT. @theperfectmag

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

Gotta love the drunk white sports fan.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Their first loss in over a month and Celtics fans are teeing off on each other at their own watch party

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“Coach…the Mavs are blowing us out and we can’t score. DO SOMETHING”

Joe Mazzulla:

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

Give me one shot and I'm raising the glass
Give me two shots and I'm shaking this ass
Give me three shots and I'm ready to fuck
Five, four shots, I be ready to splash 😬😬😂😂😏😏

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

I never thought I’d say these words about this nigga, but 21 Savage said it best:
I gave you my all
You was my dawg
I would have went to war with the world on your call
Thought you had my back
You let me fall
You healed my pain
Then you caused it

Now I gotta ball w/o u 👏🏾👏🏾

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

@kellieaed Oh ok

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

Insomnia SUCKS!!!! 😭😣

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

@kellieaed I bet you did

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

Aka a really good black momma

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Female lions will often fiercely defend their cubs from any potential threats, including male lions.

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

@historyinmemes @kellieaed …What a hustle 😂🤣😂🤔🤔 but shame on them lol

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

So damaged.

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

ChriseanRock gets BlueFace’s face tatted on her face 😳

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

One of the BEST feelings in the WORLD is seeing your kid(s), ((especially teen and young adult kids)) turn to Jesus. 🥹🥹🥰🥰

YOU CAN NEVER MOM SHAME ME!! 🤣😤

[Jaymie 3000 @j_michele31]

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[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

Being a girl with a high sex drive but on a journey of healing & self love & self respect so not a lot of people deserve or act right enough for the kewchie because you need healthy, safe intimacy while really needing your back blown out<<<<<<<<<