Justin Mohlke

Charlie Daniels of the pool pole

[Justin Mohlke @j_mohlke]

Independence County Fair- a place where you can see people you’ve never seen before, people you hope you never see again, people you haven’t seen in 10 years, and people you’ve been avoiding for 10 years

[Matt Carter @Carter_Cattle]

I try to stay out of politics on here, but this was too funny not to share

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

In 1988, Larry Bird won the 3-point contest and Michael Jordan won the dunk contest.

I just disproved Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

[Justin Mohlke @j_mohlke]

You know it’s cold outside when ya denim pearl snap smells like freezer burn

[Justin Mohlke @j_mohlke]

@cassieHENDRIX23 Will the inspiring ever stop? Stay tuned

[Justin Mohlke @j_mohlke]

@cassieHENDRIX23

[Facts About Texas @FactsAboutTexas]

You, my Galveston water-eyed girl

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Florida Georgia Line: "Are we still on for 'The Bachelor' tonight?"

Luke Bryan: "I'll bring the appletinis!"

*everyone high-fives

[Justin Mohlke @j_mohlke]

You’re an inspiration to an entire generation 😍

[Cassie Mohlke @cassieHENDRIX23]

Gonna let this sit on my kitchen counter to haunt me on the daily 😵🤑 #newyearbetterme

[Justin Mohlke @j_mohlke]

I wear fur coats in the summer and wife beater’s in the winter

[William Clark Green @WilliamCGreen]

Hope y’all are ready. Big announcements coming soon.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Could be wrong here...but I still get the feeling democrats are having a tough time dealing with the fact they lost the 2016 election.

[Zachary Person @Zac_Person]

Y’all thought the Burreaux Jersey made him a Louisiana guy? No no no, they just faded in Boosie into his heisman tape. THATS peak Louisiana.

They gave Joe a Boosie fade.

[Justin Mohlke @j_mohlke]

I think this constitutes the question: Which loss hurt more today- McKiffin Loss or Hilltopper’s OT Double Whammy Dagger? #WeReportYouDecide

[Justin Mohlke @j_mohlke]

@kaylee_mcclain God disagrees. That’s his chicken

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

This fool got exfoliated. He should be on Ghost Hunters. You can literally see his spirit leave his body.

[PBR @PBR]

Even the sand is fancier in Las Vegas! Who’s ready to crown a champion on November 10th?

[Justin Mohlke @j_mohlke]

If your steak is under 8 oz, you’re just eating a sandwich without bread!

[Billy Bob's Texas @BillyBobsTexas]

TGIF

[BuyWake @buywake]

Shreddddy.

[Whoa Interesting @WhoaInteresting]

Rock skipping master