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don't worry, be happy

[Jord @j_murrz]

@JoryKettles @mannSdhillon @OPP_COMM_NWR Any word on if eastbound has started to move yet?🤞

[Jord @j_murrz]

@OPP_COMM_NWR Can you please let us know when vehicles will actually be moving? We’re just West of Upsala and have been stuck here for hours with no update on the situation. No cruisers or OPP in sight, we’re all just hopelessly waiting here.

[Jord @j_murrz]

The only thing since 2015 worth retweeting

[Danny Brown @xdannyxbrownx]

All heroes don’t wear capes

[Jord @j_murrz]

@DaveandChuck just listening to your podcast now and I am crying at the thought of James in an Ostrich Pillow

[Jord @j_murrz]

@jkid313 eyeing your jacket already!

[Jord @j_murrz]

@Eminem see you at the majestic for the @xdannyxbrownx show right?! I'm not wearing a bra (or underwear).

[Jord @j_murrz]

@jkid313 hope you're wearing another sweet ass sweater tonight! #bruiserthanksgiving #detroitvseverybody @DanDotDerby you ready?!

[Jord @j_murrz]

@DaveandChuck guys... What the hell is an egg shoe. Google is being a little too literal here.

[Jord @j_murrz]

@rihanna tell me there will be more creepers available soon or I will CRY. Also, come to the ASAP concert tomorrow. Love you.

[Jord @j_murrz]

@DaveandChuck if you can get Lisa to do a vagina voice I will buy all of you donuts

[Jord @j_murrz]

@jkid313 tell me you'll be at the Danny Brown/A$AP concert this Saturday... I'll be wearing your sweater! #fashionkilla

[Jord @j_murrz]

@DaveandChuck Chuck you're killin it today. That penis voice & Harper imitation is some of your best work yet! #malletdick #sweetchildharper

[Jord @j_murrz]

Just saw #StraightOuttaCompton for the 3rd time. I'm fucking in love with these guys! @OSheaJacksonJr @CoreyHawkins @JasonMitch

[Jord @j_murrz]

#Vegas in 2 weeks and I'm a chunk fest. Someone give me mono plz.

[Jord @j_murrz]

I'm the Dad in Jurassic World who grabs his margaritas before he runs away from the dinosaurs.

[Jord @j_murrz]

@amherstburgjrc fuck

[Jord @j_murrz]

@amherstburgjrc #hashtagging'with'apostrophes

[Jord @j_murrz]

"@kayrankin17: That's a true friend for ya... SMH 😑 #SomeGirls #ISwear @sarah_smith9933" LOL PREECH GURL LIKE WTF AMIRITE?!?!

[Jord @j_murrz]

Got my villy sweater and my seahawks toque... I'm ready for this superbowl! #GoSeattle #Go82 @LWillson_82 :)

[Jord @j_murrz]

@JaredLeto, I visually enjoy you and your man braid #GoldenGlobes #panties #notdry