Maddie Daviss

Elon's arresting officer

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

Gene Wilder would have loved Taylor's version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, particularly the standout performances from the Haim sisters as Oompa Loompas.

I think this tweet could save the app.

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

Butt First Coffee

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

legitimately going to drive myself insane thinking about all the ways this could have been prevented if dems had even the slightest desire to actually wield power

[bruce unleashed @brucekesselring]

Dave Matthews noooooo!!

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

Can't believe they made SXSW three years long this year

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

Can't believe J Lo is in the long awaited sequel to You, Me, and Dupree

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

Kendrick Lamar should have his own weekly Superbowl Halftime show

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

@No00o0o0o Corner office King !

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

The solid gold cube is actually bouillon.

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

Just announced! On the upcoming Season 2 of Yellowjackets they will be replacing the teen cast with tech guys.

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

@No00o0o0o My friend carpet-monster, knee deep in homework 8/20/07

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

I am Julia Fox's exposed upper pussy area.

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

What if Euphoria high school was on the beach that makes you Old

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

Under every KN95 is a Joker's grin

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

The Gourmand bursting out both doors of Le Brasserie carrying six massive doggie bags on each arm like sex and the city lady coming out of saks fifth avenue

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

If you go to the gym you're legally required to pick one item off the hot rollers at 7-Eleven directly afterwards, no exceptions.

[Maddie Daviss @j_nawrence]

Lost the 4th Annual Advent Aioli Toss in a big way this year :(

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

What's the "H.P." in H.P. Lovecraft stand for anyway? Horror Person?