Janelle

Welcome to my brain.

[Janelle @J_nelle]

"If we all agreed, we would not need tolerance. Only when people genuinely disagree does tolerance become necessary."
#ReadEvidence

[Janelle @J_nelle]

That uber sad time when you get home from a difficult run and you remember you're out of choco milk!😭😩😫

[Janelle @J_nelle]

Me: I wish there were some texts I could respond to right now.

Also me: I don't want to respond to these texts.

[Janelle @J_nelle]

Probably one of the most adorable things is my coworker was wishing my other coworkers happy mother's day, then he asked me (who everyone knows does not have children) if I had any pets!
🥺 So kind!
But me being the person that I am, bluntly responded with a simple 'no.'

🤦‍♀️

[Janelle @J_nelle]

I only follow and read tweets of people I love, so whenever other people/media/whoever talk about how Twitter is a dumpster fire, I'm always so confused.
Perhaps I'm just being oblivious, buuuut I don't mind keeping it this way. 😂

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@PVDDR 😲 I've never heard of this box method! But I will use that now! I have an astigmatism, which makes counting lines difficult 😂

[Janelle @J_nelle]

#HarryPotter #Headcannon
To make the Christmas sweaters each year, Mrs. Weasley would buy some yarn, unravel last year's sweaters, clean it all the best she could, then reknit them just a little bigger so they would fit for another year. 🧥🧶🎄🎀

[Janelle @J_nelle]

This is the type of person that I am. #SorryNotSorry but also sorry.

[Janelle @J_nelle]

Organized my freezer space today. So overall a pretty good day.

[Janelle @J_nelle]

@TylerWalpole Defo only parts of IA/Midwest. I do not know of this nor do I accept it. I am happy with my cornbread. Lol! I'm jk, I should try it at some point 😉

[Janelle @J_nelle]

@Merchant_YT The amount they pack into 20 minutes is Insane! Glad you're watching it!

[Janelle @J_nelle]

Fun fact, I think pitbulls are incredibly cute! Their boxy block heads are just 😍

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What I'm trying to say is maybe it would be a good idea to talk and discuss in advance several times so when the day arrives the kid doesn't feel completely abandoned and betrayed by the caregiver.
(Just because you know what the doctor is for, doesn't mean a child does)
K'ThxBye

[Janelle @J_nelle]

#TMItime
A Lot of people are afraid of the doctor/dentist, has anyone stopped to think about why that is?

Maybe b/c w/o warning, as a Very young child, you are carted to some random place, have to be in Very close proximity to adults you do not know, and sometimes they hurt you.

[Janelle @J_nelle]

This has been my TEDtalk. Thanks

[Janelle @J_nelle]

That awkward time when the doorbell rings unexpectedly and you forgot
- that the house lights turn on on a schedule
- that kids love trick or treat night
- and that you have NO candy!

I'm so sorry kids! 😬😖😓

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@iamjoshuamicah Sir! Why are you so controversial! 😂
This one is easy, Cookies!
crunchy not chewy, plz&thx 😁

[Janelle @J_nelle]

When people don't invite me to things and then
A. Expect me to know about it
B. Expect me to go

(my friends are awesome, but I can't and won't function like that 😓)

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When someone questions you on information they literally gave to you:
"Idk man, check with yourself, let me know."

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This week has felt like an age.
The passage of time is such a curious and fickle concept.

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Whoever invented scented candles, thank you.

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When you Have to eat ice cream because there's not enough room in the freezer. 😅

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Apparently I cut my hand tying my shoes? #iAmConfusion