zendaya’s left leg

my tweets are funnier if you read them in my voice

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

“Cowboy Carter. Time to strike a match and light up this juke joint.”

[anna (In Play, Run(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

this is what people mean when they say somerville is dangerous

[zendaya’s left leg @j_ogun]

kit loves an hbo signed check

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Kit Harington has been cast as Gilderoy Lockhart in Season 2 of HBO’s ‘HARRY POTTER’ series, replacing Nicholas Hoult.

(https://t.co/SpIr1Jl1lm)

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

You’ll see two people going insult for insult on here, so you trace the convo back to the original post, and it will be a tweet about bread.

[normal guy @notsotroubled]

Being the friend that immediately suggests breaking up when people complain about their partners

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

If I were auditioning for the role for a government official embroiled in a conspiracy and he walked in the room, I’d just walk right out.

[millions of people🇯🇲 @REECEALJv2]

The school system conditioned us

[Lamone @LamoneDaSleeze]

When I say please excuse the mess when my house is spotless

[zendaya’s left leg @j_ogun]

please cussing out owen hunt was damn near a rite of passage in that hospital lol

[☯︎ kat | filmtwt ☯︎ @winonafilms]

yall wanna hate derek shepherd but he’s the only person on the show with the audacity to tell owen hunt to stfu

[zendaya’s left leg @j_ogun]

i just know thanos’ breath smells like hot shit and garbage

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

The smile when a friend says ‘don’t tell anyone’ and I’ve already told two people

[zendaya’s left leg @j_ogun]

proudly lol

[Sule' @SuleBSF]

some of ya’ll niggas used to wear toms, we didn’t forget

[The Bald Baddie @elash0222]

Got rejected after an interview but saw they reposted the same job so I applied again

[chris. 🇲🇽 @chrispena_16]

applied for a job and got rejected 20 minutes later

[zendaya’s left leg @j_ogun]

a title that yall bestowed upon her and she wasn’t aware of for weeks

[sol number one defender @donoharmm]

“Queen von” “New Hampshire grim ripper” whole time she was just a bird

[zendaya’s left leg @j_ogun]

anderson .paak likes a collab album and i appreciate that

[Fran @ultraignorado]

Comprándome algo innecesario justo después de decir que ya no iba a gastar.

[zendaya’s left leg @j_ogun]

shade of tar???!!?

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

Ryan Murphy used to have Jane Lynch delivering lines like this on a weekly basis

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Like come on, man.