Jonathan Page

If bio is short for biography did I just write an autobiography?

[Jonathan Page @j_page16]

I can't wait until someone confuses their Amazon dash button with their fidget cube and 7,346 boxes of goldfish show up at their door.

[Jonathan Page @j_page16]

@AppleSupport why do you list phone numbers for your stores if you can’t talk to someone there to ask if parts are in stock for a repair?
It looks really bad on your part to have someone answering who has never heard of an iPhone mini and is recommending 3rd party repair shops.

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@Byron_Martin12 I finally found a game my wife likes so we’ve been playing through LEGO The Hobbit together and I naturally try to rush through it and finish the level whereas she wants to enjoy it and finish everything. I think it’s really good for building communication skills.

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@Byron_Martin12 Could nostalgia be part of it?

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@ClassicII_MrMac If there are no valid hardware reasons I would guess it’s so in the next few year when they do stop supporting intel chips it’s not where you lose 3+ years of intel macs all at once. This way it’s a more gradual phase out. I don’t agree with the approach but seems like Apple

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It’s nearly a daily occurrence that I tell my cat “Don’t eat that” while they’re chowing down on a random piece of fuzz, dirt, trash, or almost anything.

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@khronokernel @AppleSupport My 14” Pro’s battery health also dropped quick but stabilized mid 85%. I thought it was poor metering.

[Jonathan Page @j_page16]

Someone has to start old wives tails. If I were to start one it would be that cockroaches battle durning the night and the weak ones get flipped over and left on their backs to die.

[Jonathan Page @j_page16]

Currently stuck in my head for some unknown reason: “It’s a pillow, it’s a pet” but to the tune of Indian Jones.

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@Byron_Martin12 I still need to see it

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@Byron_Martin12 @iekikana Speak softly and carry a big shoe

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@Byron_Martin12 @iekikana You need to come talk to the bugs over here because there are some spiders, roaches, and gnats that think they belong inside.

[Jonathan Page @j_page16]

I’m sorry I must decline your invitation to said social event because I am not a socialist.

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Has anyone else noticed that when we had to carry our own groceries out to our cars we were given the thinnest possible, flimsy plastic bags, but once they started doing Pickup and had to bring it out to us suddenly the bags are more durable than trash bags. Coincidence? 🤔

[Jonathan Page @j_page16]

Marriage is pulling hairs out of the drain 🔂

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@scartercollins Probably not

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@Byron_Martin12 Half the improvements of 5G were intended for 4G but carriers were lazy and wouldn’t improve their networks because of the cost associated with all the new towers needed for the higher frequency... those same costs that are necessary for 5G. Unless they push it back again to 6G

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@scartercollins Turning them off is less destructive.

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Oh yeah of course I meal plan. It’s just 2 minutes before I eat and based on whatever I want and what’s in the fridge.

[Jonathan Page @j_page16]

I try to stay active on Twitter so I usually post something moderately funny once a year.