Jess Penn

Never gunna grow up...never gunna slow down...✌️

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

If a guy was passed out in a sorority bedroom, he'd wake up with water and advil next to him. Period. End of story.

That's the difference.

[PaulZilla @seventyw30]

Good question ❓

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Pets should have free healthcare

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Pete Hegseth is what happens when no one has ever told you to shut the fuck up.

[Covie @covie_93]

Marco Rubio: Iran is run by "religious fanatic lunatics" who "make policy decisions on the basis of pure theology"

Meanwhile:

[Quienton @BigDawg31779]

Ain’t that some shit

[just a girl💚🦋⸆⸉ @courtlynn3695]

Why is she dressed like a swiftie at the airport?

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

No quiero "descargar la app" para pagar por el estacionamiento. No quiero "crear una cuenta" para ver un menú. No quiero "dar retroalimentación" sobre una interacción de 30 segundos. Solo quiero existir en el mundo físico sin una correa digital.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The Golden Age of “Super Intelligence.”

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

"Women used to give birth without --" & they died.
"Back then, raw milk was --" killing people.
"My ancestors didn't get vacci--" Dead.
NEXT.

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

what America expected Love Is Blind Boston to look like

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him?

*a few moments later*

Trump: 😴😴😴

[Flynn Unbound @FlynnUnbound]

Hey, so rape is actually always 100% the rapists fault. There is no level of shared responsibility. This is true. Always. Thank you for coming to my talk.

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

From a friend…

If anyone wonders why you or I are liberal Democrats show them this post.

Women: "Can I have birth control?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "I couldn't get birth control so I got pregnant.
Can I have an abortion?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "You prevented me from having an abortion so I'm carrying the fetus, but my employer won't provide reasonable accommodations and is threatening to fire me.
Would you please pass the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No"

Women: "I had the baby, but I'm out of work.
Can I have WIC and food stamps until I get back on my feet?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "I found a job, but it doesn't offer me insurance.
Can I have government guaranteed insurance?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "My kid got sick and I got fired because I missed time caring for him/her.
Can I get unemployment?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "I'm having a hard time getting my kid from school consistently.
Can we fund after-school programs?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No."

Women: "I'm prepared to work to support my family.
Can you make sure that a full-time job's minimum wage is enough to do that?"
Republican Controlled Congress: "No.

But what's the matter with you and your family, that working two jobs can't lift you out of poverty?

And what kind of a mother are you, letting someone else watch your child while you work?

If your child doesn't do well in school or gets in trouble, it's entirely your fault.
You shouldn't have had a child if you weren't prepared to take care of him/her."
~Via Claudia Powell

[Leon @TrpstrLeonOG]

The streaming service was $8.99.

Then $10.99.

Then $13.99.

Then they added ads.

Now the ad-free version is $18.99.

I didn’t cancel cable to recreate cable one subscription at a time.

[Juice TD Tracker (1) @TheJuiceTDGuy]

Why is there a Donald Trump ad during an NFL game when he's not running for office and why is the US government paying for a political ad

[ToutdeSuiteLaSinner Is Salty AF @ToutSuiteSinner]

The Cornell response to the raping of a female student is how we end up with Trumps, Epsteins, and Kavanaughs.

I said what I said.

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Nobody is ruining a man’s life by reporting a rape he committed, men are ruining their own lives by committing rape

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

she literally only knows how to serve #VMAs

[dog @Dog__Dog0]

Dogs make every day better. That is just a fact.