Jarod Perry

Former baseball player at Kaskaskia College and The University of Evansville Matthew 19:26

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For 2 minutes and 40 seconds yesterday, God made us forget about skin color, politics, and rioting, and showed us that he is still here.

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@CoachJEzell Oh but it did. Don’t tell Andy.

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2 scoops of pre-workout, bench 135 for 5x25 and the toenails are trimmed back. Bring on lake season 2020.

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@kylegraham08 Follow it up with a lot of creatine and you’ll be golden.

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@SC_CoachStanley 4x20 of 225. Chicks dig the traps

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@SC_CoachStanley I don’t own a shirt from Memorial Day to Labor Day. #WelcomeToTheGunShow

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@Holliss_Mordin Remix*

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Tik Tok is for single females who need attention. Please change my mind.

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I haven’t tweeted since 2019, but I wanted to drop in and warn everyone that next weekend is the beginning of lake season. Make sure and get those nasty winter toenails trimmed up.

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@Cole_Isom11 You snapped

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Welcome to the real world:
-You don't get a participation trophy
-There are no safe spaces
-Facts don't care about your feelings
-No one owes you anything
-Cryin' doesn't solve problems
-Nothin' is free in this world
-People will say things you don't like
-You are not special

[New York Mets @Mets]

We’ve invited nine players to major league #SpringTraining including: Peter Alonso, P.J. Conlon, Kevin Kaczmarski, Patrick Mazeika, Drew Smith, Corey Taylor, Tim Tebow, David Thompson and Adonis Uceta. #Mets

[Baker Mayfield @bakermayfield]

Thank you Sooner Nation. Thank you for giving me never ending support. I hope you know I gave it everything I had. It has been and unbelievable ride and I'm so glad we enjoyed it together. I love y'all. God Bless and Boomer. -Bake

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@CoachJohnson03 @barstoolsports Couldn’t agree more coach.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Before the madness, what a shot of the @RoseBowlStadium.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Christmas Story begins 2,000 years ago with a mother, a father, their baby son and the most extraordinary gift of all—the gift of God’s love for all of humanity.

Whatever our beliefs, we know that the birth of Jesus Christ and the story of his life...

[ESPN @espn]

This is what it's all about.

[Jarod Perry @j_perry2]

50 degrees in November I got on 3 winter coats, mittens, and a scarf. 50 degrees in March I got no shirt on and my swim trunks.

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My clock says 5:00 o'clock but outside says nah man it's midnight.

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My future daughter will attend the local community college and will not be allowed to attend any university Halloween parties. Period.