🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄

flying by the seat of my pants since ’98, Scorpio ☼ Gemini ☽ Scorpio ↑ NC,WA,TX,CO

[🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄 @j_rdank]

Getting my sister into metal early, to promote positive brain growth😂🤘🏼

[🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄 @j_rdank]

What we don’t get balloons on our bdays anymore ???

[🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄 @j_rdank]

I see women with one perfect chin all day long and am filled with envy 🤣

[🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄 @j_rdank]

I just voted for Miss Twin Peaks 2025! Show your hometown some love and cast your vote at https://t.co/FZCniVykj4 https://t.co/J2GyH2gHly vote for PAIGE!!! Colorado mills

[🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄 @j_rdank]

Why is she performing at a political rally 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Afro Elite @TheAfroElite]

GloRilla performing at Kamala Harris rally in Milwaukee. She had mute every other word to make it somewhat appropriate. The crowd is CLEARLY disappointed

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tyler, The Creator responds to online hate he has received for his controversial lyrics:

“I got swifties all mad at me with their racist ass. Bringing up old lyrics, […] bitch I don’t give a fuck hoe.”https://t.co/9LrcnSYYZK

[🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄 @j_rdank]

I would have thrown my keys over the roof of the house and went inside you can literally get fucked i don’t have my keys i wasn’t driving

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: The owner of Peanut the squirrel explains how New York officials raided his house, took Peanut and his raccoon, and k*lled them.

7-year-old Peanut and Fred the raccoon were euthanized after anonymous complaints.

“Officers raided my house as if I was a drug dealer. I was sat outside my house for five hours. I had to get a police escort to my bathroom.”

“I wasn't even allowed to feed my rescue horses breakfast or lunch. I was sit, sat there like a criminal after they interrogated my wife to check out her immigration status.”

“Then proceeded to ask me if I had cameras in my house. Then proceeded to go through every cabinet, nook and cranny of my house for a squirrel and raccoon.”

“They got a search warrant for departments, and a judge signed off on a search warrant for a squirrel in a raccoon. And then they took them and k*lled them.”

Video: @TMZ

[🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄 @j_rdank]

You can’t have the squirrel it belongs in the wild
*is domesticated
Let’s kill it.

I hate the world

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

"Peanut was the best thing that ever happened to us."

Peanut the Squirrel was euthanized after being seized by New York's Department of Environmental Conservation

[🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄 @j_rdank]

My bf took pics of me all night at the fair and immediately got home & changed his background on his phone to his favorites. You will have to pry this man out of my cold dead hands.

[🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄 @j_rdank]

3/4 I’m a virgin

[A Niche Halfrican @_LSanz92]

Things that reset your body count:

- Turning 25
- Moving to a new city/state/country
- Getting cosmetic surgery
- Getting divorced

I don’t make the rules!!!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

For real tho

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

September mood board

[naz. @dojaclouds]

i love this for her so bad

[Khan 🧢 🌟 @Khanstilldayy]

Today’s generation will never know this struggle 😭

[🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄 @j_rdank]

@camirichardsonn @Amy_Castro7 @ryliedarouse @rhiannonakey

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

fuck it, FULL Deadpool & Wolverine movie

[🐞🪴JøRdÅñk 🐝🍄 @j_rdank]

I can’t stand weird vibes i will block u