Julius Sello Malema

Well first of all I am very good at woodwork - I did it at school. I'm also good at ... let me get back to you on that one.

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Steve Hofmeyer won't accept my friend request on Facebook!

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@GarethCliff Richard Dawkins is a god!

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If you work for Metro Rail in the Western Cape, enjoy your holiday.

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If time is money then I have loads of it, cos I've got so much time on my hands.

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It's phuza Thursday, which I invented of course.

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Should or shouldn't I take up the canoe?

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I don't think Gareth Cliff likes me.

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Go Wales!

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Buy my toilet paper now, I guarantee your finger will never go through the paper!

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Eish!

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I vote we replace the statue of Paul Kruger with one of Uncle Bob.

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I love Kentucky Fried Chicken! Nothing like finishing a bucket by myself.

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What does apologise mean? That's what all whiteys should do.

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I plan to have more followers on twitter than I do in the ANCYL.

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I hear there are now 30 Julius Malema twitter profiles! I will get there white racists!

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So many bills to pay and so much time to do it!

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Hey it's almost the weekend? What am I saying, everyday is a weekend for me!

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I'm looking forward to spending some more time with Chante Jantjies, the new Miss Teen Universe! Must play some Barry White

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How many twits of me are out there?

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The ANCYL recommends Doom for getting rid of pests.