Justin Sharrocks

Wino beach bum.. Sports addict, and know it all..

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Actually he killed himself. The miracle is that he was allowed to buy 42 guns and countless ammunition. https://t.co/DIr5PkHytn

[Justin Sharrocks @J_sharrox]

World class https://t.co/78KxXcLAJO

[Bastian Schweinsteiger @BSchweinsteiger]

Thanks to all fans, the whole staff and my teammates of @ManUtd! I will never forget my time with the club, but now it’s time for a change!

[Justin Sharrocks @J_sharrox]

My exact response🙃😢 https://t.co/re0hC4utjn

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

I don't really know how I feel after watching #Logan. I think it's a good movie but I also feel like I need to cry and go sleep.

[Justin Sharrocks @J_sharrox]

Take it as I comes. Life.

[Adrian Grenier @adriangrenier]

We need to change our perspective and create empathy not just for the ocean but also for one another. 🐳 #MakeASplash https://t.co/2oGuh4PlKN

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to remove the day's problems:
- Fill kettle
- Boil kettle
- Get favourite mug
- Make tea just how you like it
- Drink

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I might join you later" - Meaning: You have more chance of seeing Elvis riding a unicorn today than you have of seeing me

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Responding as if you've just been wrongfully accused of murder when someone on the phone asks if you're still in bed

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Seeing a frowning Brit standing by a door and knowing someone didn't thank them for holding it about an hour ago

[Woodmansterne @Woodmansterne]

Time for a cuppa? ☕️
Now think very, very carefully ...

Our new @SoVeryBritish greeting #cards

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

It takes longer to say "www" than it does to say "World Wide Web" because of all the syllables.

[Justin Sharrocks @J_sharrox]

What doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger.

[Justin Sharrocks @J_sharrox]

Cynthia - Cyn-THI-a.
Jesus dies for our Cynthia's.
Jesus cried. Runaway bride.
#mymoodtoday #slampoetry #beboopbeep

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Making sure to kill off optimism as quickly as possible by saying "let's not get ahead of ourselves"

[Justin Sharrocks @J_sharrox]

The genius of the crowd.. CB

[Justin Sharrocks @J_sharrox]

Without literature, life is hell. - CB

[Justin Sharrocks @J_sharrox]

"Sometimes I catch myself being to salty and I'm like damn???? take a nap???." 😄😄 to often lately🙈

[Justin Sharrocks @J_sharrox]

Getting my ink oooon today 😏😁