Julie Shaw

Wildest dancing laboratory scientist you'll ever meet

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[em 🍉 @vanderrwaals]

was watching pop culture jeoopardy and got really excited about this question

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

We are very close to reaching the most American sentence ever made

[saira @sairaspooks]

j 🦭🦭 tolkien

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

Her kids didn’t make the most comfortable pumps & club platforms known to man

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[dani @pastaitana]

me acabo de enterar de que este vídeo fue grabado con sol de medianoche en suecia. durante los meses de mayo a julio no se hace de noche, el cielo está siempre como si fuera un atardecer eterno. perfecto

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

My favorite part of every wedding is the table of grandparents in the back politely listening to sweat drop down my balls skeet skeet motherfucker as they wait for sparkler time.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Where was Gondor when the Costco fell?

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

A rescue pig in South Carolina realizes it’s late for breakfast and rushes over in a hurry, and the sight is pure joy to watch. 🐖🍳

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

Teigan isn't afraid to give it her all! #PuppyBowl

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Best in Show is one of the first “mockumentaries” I can ever remember seeing. Catherine O’Hara couldn’t be funnier in this film. It’s not possible. This entire cast is amazing & this film is a throwback to the early ‘00s. I’m really going to miss O’Hara. We lost a giant.

[wyatt dunkin @WyattDuncan]

this is just one of the best physical comedy bits of all time

[h @VILL4NEVE]

nobody will ever be this funny again

[The Dark Side @FantasyGalaxies]

Ben Del Maestro, the boy who sang during this epic Lord of the Rings scene😍👏