Jon Skinner

[Jon Skinner @j_skinni]

@bmrjames This same problem will again lead to the same end result. 🤡

[Norwich images that precede unfortunate events @ncfcpain]

Stand up if you love the darts

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Farmers. I know that you have been shafted today. But please don’t despair. Just look after yourselves for five short years and this shower will be gone.

[FIM Speedway GP @SpeedwayGP]

4 finals, 4 wins and 2 at home 😍🇬🇧

Let's hope Dan Bewley gets that round of golf! 😉😂

#FIMSpeedwayGP | #BritishSGP🇬🇧

[Stuart (not) William @stu_will_i_am]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[Jonathan Rowe @Jonathanrowe__]

😂😂🔥💛💚… 15 years 15 years😍 #ncfc

[Charles Goadby @thisfarmlife]

This 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻. 1000%

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man!

[Norman Brennan @NormanBrennan]

Folks I do miss many of the old comedians of my generation as they were actually funny🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️👍

https://t.co/U7GdPRkWN8

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Gas stoves, cows, farmers, red meat and now kids. Is there no end to this misanthropic net zero nonsense? If you want to pick a fight on emissions, pick one with China, who pump out more CO2 emissions than the rest of the developed world combined. But leave the rest of us alone.

[Adam @NCFC_Adam]

See this is just fucking weird. We’ve had five promotions since they last beat us, I don’t recall a single one of our fans doing something as strange as this. Well done for getting out of league one

[Ashlea Simon @AshleaSimonAFE]

Brilliant 😂😂

[Penny Mordaunt @PennyMordaunt]

They’ve borrowed from Lineker’s playbook. Labour are a party of goalhangers and left-wing strikers. That doesn’t work in politics. The country needs centre forwards, people who are prepared to put the hard work in and create opportunities. And it needs a team captain with a plan.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@jordanbpeterson Idiocracy is happening so fast

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

South Park makes fun of Harry and Meghan. As usual, they get it spot on. 👌🏼

[Penny Mordaunt @PennyMordaunt]

Labour tried to paint themselves today as the future, with their Leader channelling the moral courage and modernising zeal of Kinnock. Here’s my response:

[The Sun @TheSun]

I was born on roadside and now I’m Britain’s richest gypsy worth £740m – here's the secret to my success

[Mieka Smiles @MiekaSmiles]

Sunrise over Roseberry Topping this morning taken by Nunthorpe farmer Andrew Buckle 📸 Just stunning.