Chuck Norris could kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris didn't do push-ups. He pushed the Earth down.
Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
In heaven, even miracles check with Chuck Norris.
RIP LEGEND
this is what we thought the future of tech would be, instead it's just using up all our water supplies to generate a picture of spongebob with grills and a nike tech
You can go to the gym, eat healthy, drink your water, and take your vitamins but if you don't deal with the bullsh*t going on in your heart and head, you're still going to be unhealthy.