Jordan

I love sleepin in on Saturdays, and I love college football games. I love not acting my age, and good bbq

[Brielle Biermann @BrielleZolciak]

I drink a very unhealthy amount of Diet Coke

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

The second you walked through the door I caught a buzz

[C @fbgcon]

Water world operator off the perc 360 https://t.co/PypRxian3M

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

@_brittniwright I gave it up for Lent and really didn’t miss it...I’m thinking about deleting it again! It’s refreshing to focus more on you and what you’re doing in your life and not getting caught up in what you’re seeing other people do😌

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

Looking for a ticket for Thursday night JoCo! If you know someone trying to sell tickets lmk 🤗

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

@alana_alberts It’s like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I coulda been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but if I'm right...

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

@alana_alberts I live for the moments you are wrong in life

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

@alana_alberts @owlley “You’re all American beeches”

[Taylor Jackson @taylaaajay]

Take me back to college summers where I worked part time, drank part time, and was surrounded by my friends all the time.

[Syd Hubbard @syddhubb]

my pastor said “if ppl take u for granted, it’s a compliment bc it means ur consistent. but while it’s a compliment to u, it’s a danger to them bc what is consistently taken for granted is eventually taken away.” wow

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

@holli_benton5 I’m grounded from rum runners for at least a year 😓

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

Of ALL the people in the world who could be hit in the head by a fastball I still don’t know why Kris Bryant had to be the one

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

@MaryKateKilfoy I swear it taste better than normal kind tho 🤷🏼‍♀️

[mondo @Mon_dooks]

"Cha cha real smooth"

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

@Moneeeeeka Girl yessss I’ve had that before and it’s hard to beat

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

@duh_der10 Good call, you da fuckin best

[Jordan @j_smoldt]

I’m stressing out about what candles/wallflowers I should purchase now when Christmas is too far gone to keep that Christmasy smell going but it’s too cold and snowy to get tropical springtime smells and ughh these things keep me up at night