Jason Ackerson

crazy frog denouncer

[Lauren Wilford @lauren_wilford]

bowling is an undefeated casual mixed-group hang. freedom to mill, but forced breaks in conversation for your turn. opportunities to cheer on excellence in others & graciously accept one’s own failures. the general convivial vibe of a bowling alley and connection to a shared past

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

Been at cruising altitude for 3 hours whens the damn no cigarette light turning off

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

I love Spotify blends!!!! Let's put our brains in a food processor together it's urgent

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

All the darkest periods of my life were marked by me watching a bunch of celebrity interviews on late night shows

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

Don't come to the party hungry so you can eat there, come to the party hungry so you can get blasted off 2 Mike's hards

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

Every natural History museum has got to have this mf

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

My wallet actually likes when I spend money he's saying ahhh finally not so full any more

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

Solipsism fucking SUCKS!! do not come near me if you are like that don't come anywhere near me

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

Learned more by watching one half-hour tutorial than I did in a whole YEAR of not caring and taking no steps

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

"Long time no see" to someone it's actually been short time no see

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

There's a reason it's a hit. it's because that's their best song. No I don't care about the deep cuts

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

People who interact with your tweet without texting you good morning first......

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

Back of a guy's head is always gonna look weird. No two ways about it

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

Anyone on here enjoying life or what

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

@mabtalks Fuck u! I will not be liking your tweet

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

Need to find the corniest dudes. Anyone got leads??

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

If you don't have a concert you're looking forward to.......why even live

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

Would Twitter suspend me for telling them I'm not gonna be sad when the queen dies

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

People with hobbies couldn't imagine what it's like to be a guy who just does nothing all day

[Jason Ackerson @j_snackerson]

Imagine dragons playing in the Worcester dishroom, im pretty sure this is what purgatory is like