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[jakesaid @j_snzy]

In my dictatorship if you film people going about their day -> guillotine

[jan @jansqueezy]

jim legxacy performing “father”

at all points east festival

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

It’s hard balancing charity work with being the 2nd string QB for the cowboys😔 but god gave me this burden to carry #keepgodfirst #iminthenfltrustmebabes

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

You buy salad from Asda you are gonna have to use that shit yesterday

[lengurz @LENGURZ]

NO SMARTWHIP IN GTA 6

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

This was one of the greatest superhero games ever. You ever turn a car into some boxing gloves and ran up a building to give a helicopter a diving elbow like randy savage ?! If you played this game you did

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

Neighbour just got arrested into my bins kmt shit is everywhere

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

Decided I’m only gonna listen to Spanish music and ever since life been rainbows and sunshine

[brent @murrman5]

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

When you see me doing gun fingers it's not a gang ting. Understand my origins before you get to know me

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

Whoever organised this needs a RAISE ASAP

[Dat @DatDaDatty]

THEY PLAYED NARUTO BLUE BIRD AT TINY DESK

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

If diamonds were really cheap and poop
was really expensive half these niggas would probably wear shit around their neck

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

If this goes through dear god I will be the most insufferable person

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

Just dropped to my knees

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, his agent Rich Paul told @ShamsCharania.

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

Reallll badboys

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

I’m bored let’s turn this fish into smithereens

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

Stevie wonder dropping a new album next year no one chat to me until 2028 I gotta sit with it for a bit

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

I need a pinstripe suit I fear it’s my calling to be that og

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

Tommy Robinson: 'I challenge any journalist to come to Luton and find Muslims with non Muslims.'

I'm a journalist from Luton and this man is talking utter nonsense. Instead of believing his hate-filled propaganda, watch our film where the people of Luton speak for themselves.

[jakesaid @j_snzy]

Merino might actually just be the best player of a generation