Jordan Sprunger

almost everything I say is a joke

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

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[Ohio State Buckeyes 🌰 @OhioStAthletics]

⚫️⚫️This Saturday⚫️⚫️

It's a night game at #TheShoe. Dress appropriately and cheer loudly 🗣️

ℹ️/🎟️ https://t.co/7kRXo2XHme

#GoBucks

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

Is dove soap just mayonnaise in disguise 🤔

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

Pro Tip: if your Bluetooth speaker ever breaks placing your phone in your sink is halfway decent at amplifying the music

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

I’m no economist but the US government needs to institute a price ceiling on tacos because $4 each is an absolutely outrageous price point for a small tortilla with some meat in it.

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

@AaronTomich78 My stream is lagging and this tweet just ruined my excitement from that TD

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“WE’RE GUNNA TIE”

Browns fans are getting COCKY https://t.co/tBHOqptixd

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

@AndyyyFake You could stick both hands into a bowl of chili and they’d probably come out cleaner than after you try to eat this

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

I don’t love the use of the word disrupt here. Why would we want to disrupt an industry worth $2 trillion in the US? How about “Why AR will strengthen/modernize manufacturing”

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

Observation from life outside Ohio:

If I say I went to THE Ohio State University people complain

BUT

If I just say Ohio State people always respond with “don’t you mean THE Ohio State”

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

Why did my brother just send me an email that only contained a link to Kidz Bop 38 version of God’s Plan

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

@mcbogard @imranshrimp In awe at the bus upgrade

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

1 week of work down, 50+ years to go...

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

This is awesome. Every member of the rescue mission deserves recognition and thanks but I’m glad a fellow Buckeye was there to help. https://t.co/wI3EIXsixT

[OSUengineering @OSUengineering]

While the world watched, waited and prayed, an @OhioState engineering alumnus led rescue mission operations in Thailand. On behalf of #Buckeyes everywhere, THANK YOU Narongsak! https://t.co/n7RyzAQqTH

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

This is the kind of thing that inspired me to study engineering. Reminds me of the Apollo 13, makeshift engineering of available resources to save lives. Awesome stuff. https://t.co/Gecg0y5wmh

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Simulating maneuvering through a narrow passage

[Popular Mechanics @PopMech]

'Dragon' drone can twist and change shape in midair https://t.co/COUSQSKIK0

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

@DavidDembro Print off this tweet and give it to him as gift

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

@C_Roll7 Wholeheartedly agree

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

Absolute prime office location

[Jordan Sprunger @j_sprung]

@mrkarnell @twinnovationpod love the Best Day pod idea. As a fellow OSU grad you’ve gotta cover the Osu/Michigan game. Unreal energy in Columbus that Saturday in November.