JSTEU 💥

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[XZIBIT @xzibit]

I’m probably,
more than likely,
going to die alone.
And I’m ok with that.

[bob saget @bobsaget]

I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

@house_drift 🤯🔥

[Rihanna @rihanna]

@Pornhub if u only knew how much @Rihanna looove u!!! #brazilians #latinos

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

These calls are fucking awful #KCvsDAL

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

they just called O-67 at the local bingo spot and the place went absolutely nuclear

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

@RealMamaEagle @KingAjar Jake did have an up and down season last year so unfortunately it’s to be somewhat expected.

Jake earned forgiveness because how good he’s been historically. It’s blatantly obvious the play calling is to blame, players know it, the fans know it 🫩🦅🖤

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

No fucking way AI ever replacing this shit

[Originalso @originalso7694]

Is this really how they wash dishes😟

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

@xillsh0t @Se7enEvilMuffin @PeterBurnsESPN remind me what two teams were playing?

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

the truman show was the first episode of black mirror

[Victor Williams @ThePhillyPod]

AJ BROWN PLS FIRE ANOTHER TWEET OFF I UNDERSTAND NOW.

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

@scottathletic1 @SportsCenter @espn Bucs lost to Philly

[Eagles @I_Formation1]

@Eagles

[PhillyJawn @Lockheed_166]

Kevin Patullo is one of the most genuinely retarded human beings to ever live. Sirianni dumb as fuck too

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

@BeerLicker69 @SadeRepsEagles No QB to ever ball has ever limited an OC’s play calling ability; bc that’s not a real thing

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

WHY RUN ON THIRD AND FUCKING 12 WHEN SOMEONE IS OPEN IN THE CENTER OF THE FIELD EVERY PALY @RealMamaEagle

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

@clearlyNcontrol @aaronspeltz @cromwellgrove @Schultz_Report Written by man and doesn’t follow the scientific method. Therefore false

Cope.

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

@Jeff_Ryno @AllThingsBirds_ @EvanMcG @timthetatman Lane Johnson got penalized this exact game btw

[JSTEU 💥 @j_steu]

Ted Talks? Yeah I would fucking hope so???