Jack Stiefel

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

@meechhell Looking for new drug now that your alc free !!

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

my dad has a new texting style that always feels vaguely manic

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

thick as well

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

ordered what i thought was a standard burrito, but no, this is the Megalodon of burritos.

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

my family groupchat only has two types of updates

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

bumped into a friend from elementary school the other day. he shook my hand and asked me how i was doing. does post college mean you transition from dapping up to shaking hands? it threw me off. been thinking about it all week.

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

my reaction when i overhear a 19 year old interviewing an 18 year old for a consulting club

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

also funny bc “The Players Club” is just a millennial bar with lots of board games / pool.

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

doesn’t “love you lots. you know i’m crazy.” sound like something someone would say to you in a toxic relationship?

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

the frontier airlines one strap backpack strategy to make your bag seem smaller 😎😎

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

it really is a different cultural experience. different climate, population, food (there is no food), and for some reason the hallways are noticeably smaller

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

there’s no air conditioning in the part of the airport where frontier and spirit airlines are 🧐🧐🧐

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

The author of this piece thinks I’m some dumb hick. She said that to me at a dinner.

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

this has to be custom marketing for atlanta

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

i think in a not so distant life, and it might even be this life, i would have a happy career as a soul cycle instructor

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

that strategy is used when one is surrounded by potential liberals and doesn’t want to explicitly say that they voted for trump, but would like to see if there are other closeted conservatives in the group.

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

Discovered a secret way to say that your conservative
o Person 1: "it’s really sad what’s happening to all of the cities. [fill in your city name] is going to shit."
o Person 2: "tell me about it, I moved to [fill in your wealthy suburb] because it was so bad."

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

always glad to see my Dad has found activities to keep him occupied in retirement.

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

the eating culture got toxic today when the scale was brought out at dinner.
#nothingtastesasgoodasskinnyfeels

[Jack Stiefel @j_stief1]

my spanish university offers free needles in most bathrooms. @Georgetown step it up