Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd.

5 wives, 600 goats, lots of GME stonk. Got cell phone yesterday. Life change. Got Tinder (don't tell wives). Used to sell eggs. Now master at buying stonk

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

Stonk

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This will be the most electric live stream of all time and you can be part of it.

(You must place your $100 bet in the Big Game Live Bet Showdown by end of day Friday #BarstoolSportsbook )

[WallStreetBets @wallstreetbets]

Thinking about starting an ex-mod support group now that the market for that growing

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Thread: I’ve come to the conclusion that the collapse we’re in now is the inevitable end of what purely secular liberalism looks like. (A sad reality as someone who wrote a book defending liberalism.) The tolerance baked into liberalism is what let Wokeism into the system.

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

Sorry guys, GME tanked, all my ho ho hoes packed up and left. Back to square one (actually, the last piece of property I had I traded for GME. Don't even have a square). I still have more daughters though. Willing to trade oldest for AMC stonk... Any sellers? DM me

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

They saved the hedge funds, but we can’t even get our stimulus checks🤔

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

@WSBChairman My philosophy in life : Stonk 1st , wife 2nd

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

@WSBChairman Brum Brum! To Wall St and beyond!!

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

5 minutes until the game starts. Do you have your controller?🎮

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

@wallstreetbets My Grandma said she is a Retard, who doesn't want financial advice, but is interested in knowing what stonk is good to invest in today? I said I'd ask the Retards on Reddit for non financial advice. Don't give me financial advice. Anybody have ideas (non-financial)?

[WallStreetBets @wallstreetbets]

In 2008, banks failed because they lacked collateral to withstand a liquidity crunch.

In 2021 brokers failed because they lacked collateral to withstand YOLO stampedes.

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

@WSBChairman Don't want financial advice. But, what stonk is looking good today? Asking for my Grandma (who definitely isn't wanting to buy stonk)

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

@stooIpresidete @reaIFingers I like you, even though you little angry

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

HOLD THE LINE🚀🌕

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

@WSBChairman I like this guy. I also like stonk.

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

@wallstmemes I like stonk as much as I like my horse. And that's saying something

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

@theRedditTrader It's go time guys

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

@wallstreetbets Ok guys, it's go time

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

@reddittrading It's go time

[Donald J. Stonk. Investor 1st. Husband 2nd. @j_stonk]

@AndrewYang Andrew, I like you. Funny guy. Great great guy