Midwestern Milf Man

Full time farmer, trucker, cattleman. Take pride in your hard work, and never pass up free beer. #polishedsteelandsexappeal

[Midwestern Milf Man @j_strate]

Nothing wakes you up faster than an unexpected whiff of NH3 in the morning!

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

[Midwestern Milf Man @j_strate]

@cmcandthings Yerted

[Midwestern Milf Man @j_strate]

@Sniping_Soup @TheoVon Hav fun Mr. Soup man

[Mama Crys 🌻 @25Average_]

I’m no longer dating. If you’re interested in me I need a 500 word essay on how you will not waste my time.

[coors light killer @pupp11carson]

If 2020 was a beer it would be bud light

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

The fact that people are out there buying ANIMAL ivermectin for coronavirus- THAT is the true meaning of natural selection.

[Midwestern Milf Man @j_strate]

Eating on the toilet is the equivalent of loading a shotgun and the immediately begin to slamfire it.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Baby tigers only bein $2,000 makin me question the prices of puppies.

[thomas @iucipur]

What the fuck is he about to do ????

[Midwestern Milf Man @j_strate]

I’ve always hated being social and engaging in small-talk. This whole quarantine thing has made it more acceptable to go out in public and not say a damn thing to anyone.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Coughing is the new n word

[Brett Pike @ClassicLearner]

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[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I am 100% convinced Jerry Reed was the exact same cool motherfucker in real life that you saw on the screen.

[Chase @chaselyons]

do y’all like your PB&J with or without the door hinge

[CircleToonsHD @CircleToonsHD]

Top 10 best numbers.

1. 5
2. 10
3. 1
4. 4
5. 6
6. 8
7. 7
8. 2
9. 3
10. 9

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

Smokey and the Bandit 4 looks dope

[Dak Bs, Ms, PEng, PhD, JD, PsyD, DNP, MD @DakDeMarco]

why do I even bother shopping at Walmart anymore