jake

[jake @j_t_p_]

Hey how about when people write, “RIP in peace”????

[jake @j_t_p_]

@kaitnugent11 Do it for the tips

[jake @j_t_p_]

@CassMill_ No no nooooo. Didnt even know you were single lol

[jake @j_t_p_]

Girls are so annoying after breakups. Like do less please.

[jake @j_t_p_]

Medium Rare is probably the best way https://t.co/ufl4iEjB0L

[jake @j_t_p_]

I automatically scroll past any tweets over 140 characters. I dont have the attention span for your bullshit.

[jake @j_t_p_]

@AyeAyeAreOhhEnn ☠️☠️☠️

[jake @j_t_p_]

My definition of hero is slightly doughfrent than yours @WomensHealthMag https://t.co/iMqRdufnzx

[Women's Health @WomensHealthMag]

Feminist hero bakes sourdough bread using her own vaginal yeast: https://t.co/beMl4vQGk2

[jake @j_t_p_]

lol who plants flowers on a wall https://t.co/sL6bRrRRZ9

[jake @j_t_p_]

When Rihanna said,

"I'mma make you my bitch / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake."

That shit spoke to me

[Joey Wood @JoeyOfTheWood]

gift idea- get a candle for your girl, light it and then put a message in the wax and let it sink. so next time she lights it she’ll be surprised by a nice lil note

[jake @j_t_p_]

gift idea- get a candle for your girl, light it and then put a message in the wax and let it sink. so next time she lights it she’ll be surprised by a nice lil note

[jake @j_t_p_]

Havent been home for thanksgiving in 3 years. This year I’m missing it BY ONE DAY. excuse me brb cryin’

[Jerry Springer Show @SpringerTV]

Is there a #THOT in your life causing trouble? Call Jovan at 1-888-321-5358 to confront them on #JerrySpringer.

[jake @j_t_p_]

@TallyMoussa There are over 200 classified forms lf mental illnesses. Clinical depression is 1...

[jake @j_t_p_]

I miss the gucci with ice cream on his face

[jake @j_t_p_]

If you say “FREE _______” after someone breaks the law, go get kidnapped.

[jake @j_t_p_]

Venmo is dope because you can see when Chad pays Brent $60 for 🌳🌲

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

How. On. Goddamn. Earth. Did. You. Make. This. I’m howling. This is so fucking creative. My god. https://t.co/LFLxBGIlPZ