Jared Stearns

political statements. mark ruffalo endorsements. survivor commentary.

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

I want to watch a zombie movie where the main characters are as good at killing zombies as Legolas and Gimli were at killing Uruk-Hai

[Nero @NeroUK]

>>> INCOMING TRANSMISSION... ACCEPT?

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

@dumboniontweets @chipdip22 @secretbase when diggs braces himself with a hand on the ground and sees open field in front of him 🤯

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

so many of the old tweets that i liked are deleted/unavailable, thanks @elonmusk you were able to do the one thing no one thought was possible: find a way for regular people who found some clout on the internet bail on the very platform that got them said clout. #clout_eraser

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

@DallasStars go ahead and cheat your way through the playoffs.

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

@jamiebenn14 is a cheater

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

@Vikings forfeit

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

QFF/DGTC 23

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

we will take officiating on ourselves as you've seen on the 2nd to last play of the game today, and hope that you can come back when you've thought about what you've done and are ready to bring your A game at some point in the future.

Signed:
-@Vikings fans everywhere

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

@NFL @NFLOfficiating @showtimesully10 x2 fumble recoveries for touchdowns. @JJettas2 did not step out of bounds in the lions game. The lack of a review on an incomplete catch ruled complete during the Vikings/Bills Game....

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

Unfortunately we are not seeing any change, as each game continues to deliver asinine officiating calls. So we have now decided that every ref is a cop and out to arrest each player, coach, staff and fan of the vikings. no offense to the good cops, but idk what else we can do atm

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

This one wasn’t even close. https://t.co/eF0LUO04nI

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

Kirk Cousins: career-high 460 yards and 4 TDs.

Dalvin Cook: 190 yards from scrimmage.

K.J. Osborn: 10-157-1. Justin Jefferson: 12-123-1.

Thielen had a TD. Hockenson caught the tying 2-pt.

The defense held the Colts to 3 points in 40 minutes of the second half and overtime.

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

Hey @elonmusk will your $8/month twitter allow the @Vikings to audibly hear me 'Boo' them?

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

@TMNT #TurtlePowerSweepstakes

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

Public Service Announcement: The BlackStack Local 755 is a Juicy, Hazy IPA. Its rich and sweet for an IPA. So if you're unsure of what beer to get, and are not looking for those things, don't order it. Good beer though.

[Jared Stearns @j_tables]

@TheNorthmanFilm isn't really even about vengeance, its about the friends they made along the way

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Everyone: Ugh. Another night of Minnesota sports. 😥💔

Us: