John Allen

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.

You had to be there. And now it’s over.

[autotuned ballsacks. @calicullo]

EVERYONE SHARE THIS BEFORE IT GETS MYSTERIOUSLY TAKEN DOWN

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

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[John Allen @j_wallen97]

@Clayton_Smith_ Did you get it done?

[John Allen @j_wallen97]

@Clayton_Smith_ Sometimes I eat an entire pound of jalapeños just to feel something, anything...

[Victor St Mike @victorh3ndrix]

All time fave

[Taylor ☾ @tastefullytayy]

More women need to know that sex trafficking isn’t always a creeper in a van. A lot of the time it’s a nicely dressed young woman approaching you saying “hey you’re really pretty we should hang out” or “we’re looking for models for x event you should join”

[Emanuel Miller ✡️ @emanumiller]

This is brilliant.

May 1981. President Ronald Reagan is giving a speech at an Air Force base in West Berlin when a balloon pops loudly. Only two months previously, the President had been shot in an attempt on his life, not long after beginning his first term.

Reagan's response:

[Smitty @Clayton_Smith_]

When you consistently put dozens of farm-hands together and dedicate 8 weeks strictly to Hoco, you're going to do well. Anyone who has paired with us understands this. It's not an event, it's legitimately a lifestyle. Kevin Brent Wilson. Merle Wayne George. Randall Dewayne Logan.

[OKST Alpha Gamma Rho @agr_okst]

We want Bama. #opossumpower

[ramona @gothforbid]

anyway, men who do these public proposals and gestures to "win the girl" are manipulative, they know that saying no is almost a non-option and that the women who do reject them will end up getting brutally vilified and shamed by the public

[OKST Alpha Gamma Rho @agr_okst]

Phase 1 of Homecoming: Complete

[Patrick Kitchens @chiefkitchens]

We need the public’s assistance locating Brittany. Thanks

[John Allen @j_wallen97]

@claysmitty97 You’ll never get elected if you keep trying to divide the American people like this.

[allie🩵 @attachedmrsL]

Full offense but you can’t be a Christian and hate gay people. You can’t be a Christian and hate people of a different skin color. You can’t be a Christian and hate people for living differently than you.

You can’t be a Christian and hate people.

That’s not Christianity.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: All Things Aside, American Flag Still Looks Pretty Good Majestically Billowing In Wind https://t.co/wsrTPAIuWq

[Rylie Jo @rylie_mcfadden]

rt if you have an uncle mike