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guilty of being too funny for ToS

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Sean Evans and I will be fighting gladiatorial style for Keke Palmers hand in marriage

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how do you expect new beginnings if you don’t create space for them

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we should bring exorcisms back

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there is something magically watching one dumb bitch maladaptive daydreaming she’s two dumb bitches saying “EXACTLYYYY”

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Been getting into microdosing (taking a multivitamin)

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catboy marth or puppy girl sheik who you putting down in the pound?

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my four white boys of the apocalypse

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Has anyone done a melee side event like chess boxing, I would pay so much to watch two falco mains try to swing on each other irl after each set?

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what are the moral and ethical implications of REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY wanting to put xanax in someone’s water filter, for research purposes obvi

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Been thinking about fish alot

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My boss is gonna love the two week notice that hits him after this vacation ends

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bark ! !! boorf! :3

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is the intense need to watch the movie creep an indicator of mental unwellness? i just think of him like a horror nathan fielder?

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who knows what it’s like being in a pack of puppy girls? is it like puppy super bowl? insert ao3 tag (do not eat 🐦‍⬛📦 for those who know) ??? awooof?