Austin

[Austin @ja2595]

To the first person that ever domesticated a wolf: thank you for the blessing that is my fluffer

[Austin @ja2595]

@netflix remember when you were $6.99/month? Remember when you encouraged password sharing? @PepperidgeFarm remembers

[Austin @ja2595]

@FreeStateNH Racketeering

[Austin @ja2595]

@BangSwitch5000 "My great-great grandmother was a full-blooded Cherokee princess 😤"

[Austin @ja2595]

@JoeBiden Is the strong economy in the room with us?

[Agorist Nexus (Brandon) @AgoristN]

Never forget Daniel Shaver

[Austin @ja2595]

Getting to wake up next to the same beautiful woman each morning is absolutely top tier

[Austin @ja2595]

@p80ralph PX4 of any size

[Austin @ja2595]

You can really make a woman's whole day by giving her an iced coffee and a full-length mirror that she can sit in front of

[Tyler Zed @realTylerZed]

@unusual_whales “What’s a few billion on top of the unfixable 34 trillion” -DC politicians (probably)

[Austin @ja2595]

@DrDeath1776 Don't forget to drizzle a little olive oil over it

[Austin @ja2595]

If you ever want to know what the worst music in the world sounds like, just listen to Walker Hayes. Because holy shit, that was awful

[Austin @ja2595]

@beinlibertarian In order to restore the natural balance

[Austin @ja2595]

@hailey_barger

[Austin @ja2595]

Hey, @Macys, there's nothing magical about Cobb County #ThanksgivingDayParade

[Austin @ja2595]

@_kyledavid @Snapchat Taking away the only power we had left in this world 😭

[Austin @ja2595]

Come here @Snapchat I just wanna talk for a second 😤

[Austin @ja2595]

@POTUS I feel like there should be more than just that

[Austin @ja2595]

You can really cripple a woman with a well-placed "Good girl"

[Austin @ja2595]

Sweater girls > hoodie girls

I will not elaborate further