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surprise motherfuckers 🤘

[hUnT£r_jAa8 @jaa8_r]

When my friend got a serious injury on his hand🧐
In hospital:-
His gf :- Mele babu ko chot lagg gyi laao m kissi krke thik krdeti hu😘

Dr or me :- 🤯
#pyaarekbawaseer
#maimadarchodhujoyhaaaya
#funny
#bakchodiya

[hUnT£r_jAa8 @jaa8_r]

@iamharshbeniwal tumlog soke bhi uthgye yha abhi tk nind hi nhi aayi 😒😵
#nightlife

[hUnT£r_jAa8 @jaa8_r]

@PoisonVanshika #jalinateri

[hUnT£r_jAa8 @jaa8_r]

When she says "I only talk to you"
"You" is plural here --🙃🔥
#sabkakatega

[hUnT£r_jAa8 @jaa8_r]

@PoisonVanshika Tere vaale ka hi toda tha haath puchio usse 😂😂 #sharmamerabeta

[hUnT£r_jAa8 @jaa8_r]

After beating best friend on his birthday (haath tod diye bos_ivaale ka) :
#meriaulad

[hUnT£r_jAa8 @jaa8_r]

why I don't sleep before 4am?

Kyuki 12-4 k bich pret atma bhatakti hai aur neend me hamla krr skti h.😵

(Personal safety k liye I stay up till they go away as I don't fu*k with pret-atma)😤

#latenightwriting
#nightlife
#highonweed

[hUnT£r_jAa8 @jaa8_r]

Tik tik CEO to youtubers and memes right now 💔🙃
#fuckyoutiktok
#whygoogle
#tiktokdown
#Googlemadarcod
#tiktok_kmb

[hUnT£r_jAa8 @jaa8_r]

South Indian films be like:-

Jeene nhi dunga.
Paida nhi hone dunga.
Chodne hi nhi dunga.🖕

#bademadarchodhsaale

[hUnT£r_jAa8 @jaa8_r]

In 2050 when lockdown ends
Meeting with friends be like :-
It's me motherfuckers🤘
#Covid_19 #LockdownEnd #lockdown #funny #coronavirus

[hUnT£r_jAa8 @jaa8_r]

Five star rating hoti sbke haath me h but deta koi nhi bechara tik tok
#tiktokdown